Great North American Eclipse, Part 2 — We see the light, and suspect that Taylor Swift walks among us dressed as a martian

It is famously difficult to adequately describe the experience of viewing a solar eclipse, but we can pretty accurately describe how we managed to view this Great North American Eclipse of 2024.  Maybe this will help someone get ready to view the next one when it comes along.

An important first step: Get a good breakfast in.  Roaming around all day requires fuel, and in the excitement it’s not a sure thing that you will remember to eat, or  even that you will always have access to food.

Breezing past Millinocket

The Bangor Inn and Suites offers a good spread, and it opens at 6 am.  This worked well for us.  We had decided to visit Houlton – it was a little farther away, but it offered the chance to experience the eclipse in the presence of experts from NASA and lots of other people who were excited about it all.  It was 140 miles to Houlton.  We needed to be set up somewhere with Wifi by 9 am.  Finishing breakfast by 7 was pretty important.

Houlton’s claim to fame prior to the eclipse? It’s the only place you can be on Route 1 and Route 2 at the same time.

Clear roads to Houlton were also important.  We breezed past Millinocket, Island Falls, and, really, only a handful of other towns.  We had great views of snow-topped Katahdin. And in almost no time, we were pulling off 95 and heading toward the heart of Houlton.  We stopped in a bank parking lot that seemed well-located.  It cost $20, and we later learned that the funds would go to the local Humane Society.  The lot was mostly empty at 8:30.

The Riverside Star Park was pretty empty at first.

Getting a good parking space turned out to be important.  Our spot was right across the street from the Riverside Star Park, one of four such parks the town had set up for visitors.  We were able to visit the van several times during the day.   Upon arrival, we carried our bags and chairs across the street, and staked out some space, including a picnic table.  A man was there to let us know which direction to point our chairs to see the eclipse.

There was a van in the park’s parking lot with a satellite disk providing Wifi.  Another van  there was from The Weather Channel. There was even a bank of porta potties in the back corner of the park.  By 8:45, we were ready to view the eclipse.  We only had five hours or so until first contact – when the moon starts to cover the sun.   It was time to check out the Maine Eclipse Festival.

Across a pedestrian bridge and up a small sidewalk, we found Houlton’s wide Market Square.  There was a huge set of eclipse glasses, and a bust of George Washington wearing eclipse glasses.  There were open storefronts, food trucks, and tables with displays.  Large speakers on a stage pumped out eclipse-theme music. We found posters with the Festival’s catch line:  The End Is Here.

There were not a lot of people in the Market Square.  But it was still early.

Zoe takes and Extreme Weather exam.

Zoe was set up for her exam on a park bench near the library – in another one of the Star Parks the town had set up.  The rest of us poked in the shops and booths, picking up eclipse donuts and commemorative posters.  We mailed special post-marked cards to ourselves.   We watched the square slowly begin to fill up with people.   In not too long, the exam was done – Zoe got a 92!

Yeah, we got some of those eclipse doughnuts.

Houlton had grand plans for the Festival, and the town worked really hard to make it happen.  Booths and displays around the square included bake sales and tie-die crafts.  There were Native American drumming displays, and a some noodling on an eclipse-themed electric guitar by a local rock legend.

Lanie could not turn down the offer to hold a snake, even though she and Jen had to wait in line about an hour for her chance.   Meanwhile, the crowd in the square got larger and larger.

At a booth in front of the movie theater – the movie theater where they would have simulcast the eclipse from a weather ballon if there had been clouds – we talked with NASA folks who asked us to download an app that would help them figure out the shape of the Sun.  Trisha and I decided to become citizen scientists.

We got closer to first contact.   The crowds in Market Square were not oppressive, but the mass of people was noticeable.  Some of us got lunch at a food truck.  We spent time in the riverside park, which had filled up with eclipse watchers.  We played Ransom Notes on the picnic table.  There were snacks and people in the park to talk to.  We could see the Weather Channel crew working a few dozen feet from our chairs.

As first contact approached, we tested our eclipse glasses and got our colanders.  The Sun shone on us.  It was around 60 degrees.

It’s important to know what kind of environment you want to watch the eclipse in.  At least, it was important for us, because we were fortunate enough to have a choice.  We sought out communion with fellow enthusiasts.  Early in our eclipse day, we heard reports of our friends the Ervins closing in on Houlton, a few hours behind us.  I kept a lookout for them all day long.  There were a lot of people in Houlton and the down had dedicated an impressive amount of space to the Festival; but it wasn’t so big and crowded that I thought it likely that the Ervins would escape me.

We later found out that they never made it to Houlton.  They stopped for gas in, Smyrna, the town right before us.  Talking to a few locals they were told something like: “I wouldn’t go to Houlton.  It will be crazy there with so many people.”

I mingle with Taylor and her street team.

It’s true that Houlton swelled with more than 20,000 visotrs on eclipse day, and it’s also true that personal jet traffic into Houlton International Airport was very brisk that day.  Rumors swirled that Taylor Swift herself was in town for the day.  We did not see her — or did we?  The band of roving martian creatures was very well choreographed and definitely had a diva-esque vibe.  What better way for her to let down her tentacles and migle with the commoners.

Besides that buzz of excitement, though, things never really got oppressively crowded or overly intense.  We enjoyed mingling with the commoners as much as Taylor did.

Meanwhile, the Ervins ended up finding a hillside in Smyrna where a handful of other people were set up to observe the eclipse.  They sat on the hill and watched nature all day, up to and including the eclipse, with a view of Katahdin.  It was just the experience they were looking for.

The park filled up as the eclipse approached.

In “crazy” Houlton we experienced the surreal experience of totality.  From the first second of contact, which I learned about because the people behind me had an app that announced eclipse milestones, through the various percentages of moon coverage, we shared the experience with several hundred people in the park.

We found ourselves in the background of the Weather Channel broadcast, and kept abreast of the milestones thanks to our neighbors’ app.  To my immediate left was a man named Chris who talked about how he had viewed his first eclipse at a child in Bucksport, ME.  He watched his second eclipse with his son in the Midwest.  Today was his third eclipse.

We talked with a photographer from the New York Times who was interested in our colander trick.   We took pictures of each other peering through eclipse glasses or manipulating the pinhole camera that we made. We heard snippets of conversations in 360 degrees all around us.

The light certainly changed gradually, but we noticed the change suddenly.  It wasn’t noticeably darker;  Zoe described it as “more saturated.”  Darks looked more profound.  Red and green looked more vivid.  Other colors were washed out.  We spent time remarking on this, and how we were at about 98 percent coverage, which is about as much of an eclipse as the people who stayed back home would get to see.

Then it got progressively and noticeable weirder.  Definitely darker, definitely colder.  Most people had put their coats on.  It was a strange twilight where the whole periphery was sill pretty light, but right above was dark.  It felt like it should be raining – storming.

The Weather Channel man carries on, despite less-than-stellar lighting.

The crowd chattered.  The man from the Weather Channel called out to the crowd and asked if we were ready.   People started cheering.

And then, totality.  The darkness went most of the way down the sky.  The streetlight next to the flagpole at the top of the park came on.  Someone said we could take off our eclipse glasses and look.  There were all forms of non-standard verbal communication – gasps and aaahhs.  I remember Trisha yelling “Oh, my God!”  multiple times, but I missed getting a video of it.  I went to hug Jen and possibly ruined the picture she was trying to take.

The lights on the footbridge went on.  The Oohs and Aaahs continued, and the crowd whispered reverently.  There was stirring at the same time as silence, somehow.

Eventually, I thought to look up myself.  It took some effort to look up, actually.  My brain and body are conditioned to not look up at the Sun.

Note the streetlights — and Venus — shining at 3:35 pm.

What I saw was pretty much like the pictures we’ve studied over the past several weeks:  dark disk surrounded by pale streaks in all directions.  It was larger than I expected it to be, or maybe it appeared larger the way the moon does when it’s near the horizon.  My attempts to photograph it were mostly a failure, but in one of my pictures you can clearly see the pinprick in the sky that we later learned was Venus.  Just off screen was another pinprick that was Jupiter.

My phone and Trisha’s were propped up taking automatic pictures for the Citizen Science project.

We took all of this in, the stillness and the murmurs.  And then, even though it seemed like much less than 3 minutes and 30 seconds had passed, someone told us to get ready for the “Diamon Ring effect”.

There was a quick burst of light on the bottom right of the circle and we were quickly warned to put our eclipse glasses back on.

Totality was over.

The Weather Channel man asked what we thought, and the crowd cheered.

Our little clan recovered. We regrouped.  We revisited the portapotties (still not an unbearable line).  And then we started to break camp.

They’re already planning the next eclipse trip.

On our way up the path to the parking lot Chris asked a photographer how their shots came out.  The man said he got great pictures of the partial eclipse, and then forgot to take his filer off for totality.  Another photographer next to him did the same thing.

Traffic, which had been a concern for us, turned out to be a non-issue.  It would have been less of an issue of we’d listened to the (seemingly drunk) man on his front porch urging us to take a left off of Route 1 and bypass the already accumulated backup.  We eventually got the message and turned off after another block of gridlock.

The trip to Bangor took only about an hour longer than we would have expected.  We rearranged bags between cars back at the hotel and made the fateful decision to dine at the adjacent Olive Garden (the Orono Brewing Company was unfortunately closed).  It was a drawn-out affair, and we didn’t get headed back home until almost 9.   Those of us headed to Durham made it into town around midnight.  It was a pretty smooth drive, unlike the stories we heard from other parts.

We will be talking about this trip for years — any and all traffic encountered will soon be forgotten.

Meanwhile, there’s already talk of traveling to the next accessible eclipse.  Anyone else up for a trip to Spain?

Great North American Eclipse Day 1 — We get close to totality, and closer to a famous duck

If we can skip the Big Bang and the planets forming and black holes and stuff, then our big eclipse adventure started a year ago minus a day when Jen booked a hotel suite for us in Bangor.  Actually, it started a little earlier, sometime between when Jen read the Wendy Mass book Every Soul a Star and when she heard there would be a solar eclipse whose zone of totality would be within driving distance of home.

Hey, Stephen King, want to go see an eclipse?

Jen perceived the astrological signs and realized we could stay in Bangor near Zoe on the night before the eclipse, and then we (minus Nadia) could all drive the hour or so north to totality. The plan was outlined. In the year following the hotel room booking a few relevant detail emerged:

  1. We talked the Halls (minus Emma) into joining us for the trip.
  2. Interest in the eclipse gradually rose – but we all managed to get our requests for personal days approved before the school system ran out of substitutes.
  3. We discovered that the timing of our trip allowed us to see Zoe’s last UMO Orchestra concert, and, with a little ride sharing, Jen could stick around an extra day to watch Zoe’s honors thesis defense.

You can see how the stars were aligning.

We drove to Maine on Sunday morning.  Two quick stops in Bangor awaited us.

One of the most famous ducks in all of Maine law enforcement

First, we swung by Stephen King’s house.  As usual, had a few other cars worth of tourists lingering around the spider-strewn front gate.  It was a predictable, yet satisfying eight-minute detour.

Second, we motored across town to Bangor Police Department HQ.  This was likely the place we wanted.  Confusingly, though, they don’t have a sign on the building for the Duck of Justice, so Jen had to somewhat awkwardly press the call button out front and ask the attendant if the famous taxidermized bird was actually inside.  We got buzzed in and then had to wait for an officer to meet us in the lobby to unlock the special Bangor Police Museum.  Here we found the Duck, which Krissy has been urging us to visit since forever.  We took our selfie wearing eclipse glasses (hopefully soon to be displayed on the BPD website) and enjoyed a few minutes browsing the small, but not un-interesting museum.

Famous taxidermized duck and us

Even with those two stops, and lunch at the Family Dog in Orono, we made it to campus in plenty of time to walk through campus before Zoe’s concert.  The performance itself was moving and well attended.  Highlights included the New World Symphony and Copland’s Hoedown.  Zoe was one of only four cellos in this year’s orchestra.

Parents’ and kids’ paths diverged for a while at this point.  One group took a more in-depth campus tour that solidly featured bouldering action in the Maine Bound Adventure Center.  Eliza is interested in a college experience that includes lots of outdoor exploration and Zoe tried to give her an idea of the kinds of opportunities that would be available at U Maine.  They also saw a very large plant through the window of a greenhouse.

Zoe’s last bow with the UMO Orchestra (as an undergrad, at least)

Meanwhile, those of us who already hold at least one college degree moved off campus to watch the NCAA Division 1 Women’s Basketball Championships. The staff at the Orono Brewing Company was happy to put the game on all of their TVs, even though we only needed to watch one.  While we were watching South Carolina defeat Iowa, we got to have some popcorn and pretzels, and we also had a beer or two.

After the show

It should be noted that some of us had more than a passing interest in the game. South Carolina’s win netted Trisha $75 and Iowa’s loss prevented Chris from winning any money whatsoever.

After the game, we regrouped and headed into Bangor for dinner.  It was a Sunday night, and the post-Covid restaurant scene can be difficult to predict.  Our first stop, Bangor’s Market Square, had a good concentration of restaurants, but only one was open, and it had an hour-and-a-half wait.  A two-block drive revealed an open Thai restaurant that ended up serving our purposes quite well.

Time for Thai

Throughout the day, there was speculation, anticipation, and last-minute preparation.  With none of us having experienced a total eclipse before, it was difficult to know for certain what was in store for us.  Some clues had presented themselves:

  • A week or so before the event, Maine State Police started suggesting that we bring paper maps because there was fear that the cellular network would not be able to accommodate the masses of people traveling north and east for the spectacle.
  • Many road signs along Rt. 95 urged us to be patient in traffic and avoid parking in snowy or muddy fields (apparently, there are not very many tow trucks in Aroostook County).
  • The predicted weather for the area seemed perfect.
  • The main event in the area, Houlton’s Maine Eclipse Festival was expecting as many as 40,000 visitors.
  • There was general speculation that some places might not have enough sanitation facilities to accommodate the crowds.
  • Other towns in the area were advertising eclipse watching events, but they did not seem as coordinated as Houlton’s, though Houlton was farther away from Bangor (and home) than most of the other towns.

Based on this intelligence, we made tentative plans.  Then we were hit one more piece of information:  Zoe had to take an exam tomorrow!  She could take it remotely, but she needed to be logged in for the exam around 9 am.  How would it all come together?  Keep reading to find out.

Day 10: Palaces, museums, and parks

I’ve been a little off my game on this Copenhagen leg of the trip.  We’ve all been a little tired, and I’ve been feeling like I was coming down with something.  (I thought it was Zoe’s cold, but — spoiler alert — it later turned out to be Covid, which I had successfully avoided for over three years.  I blame the stress caused by SJ Trains.)  As the family cruise director, I think my lack of energy caused a little bit of aimlessness and difficulty deciding what to do.  For today, our last day, I figured I needed to rally and come up with a clearer plan — and fortunately we were able to find a cluster of activities all in the same neighborhood.

We decided to continue our strategy of energy conservation, and again were able to successfully navigate the bus system.  (This is more due to how clear, helpful, and omnipresent the buses are here, rather than any particular skill on our part.  However, we did feel a little cooler when the group of tourists we were standing among all got onto one of those hop on/hop off red tourist buses, leaving us alone to get on the regular city bus.)

First on the agenda: Amalienborg Palace.  There are a few different palaces in the city and we didn’t have time to do all of them.  We picked this one pretty much just because it was in the neighborhood of some other things we wanted to see.  It’s the current residence of the Swedish royal family, and was worth a quick stop.  (We had another mystery adventure envelope for this place, but were too disheartened from our prior experience to even pull it out.)

Next up: cardamom buns.  These had been recommended to us as a Danish delicacy by our friends the Palmers, who visited recently.  They proved to be slightly more difficult to find than we expected, and we had also not gotten what you would call an early start — so by the time we had secured them, it was just about lunchtime.  So the buns went into a box to enjoy later, and we started casing the lovely historic harborfront neighborhood of Nyhavn for a suitable restaurant.  We quickly found that lovely harborfront neighborhood restaurants are (a) heavily dominated by fish, which at least one of our party won’t eat, and (b) not the most affordable.

Eventually we found an Asian restaurant off the main strip.  The main thing we’ll remember about it is the waiter, who was from Turkey and was single-handedly serving the whole place with much energy and enthusiasm.  He seemed to have a bit of a gambling problem, and was very interested in the soccer game that Nadia was trying to watch on her phone.  I’m not sure if he’d already placed a bet on it, or whether he called his bookie on the spot, but he was very anxious that two goals be scored by Nadia’s team.  Both he and Nadia were very celebratory when this happened.

Next up was a museum that the kids had picked out after reading about it on the Copenhagen Card website.  The Museum of Danish Resistance, detailing the history of Denmark during WWII, was not exactly an obvious choice, but it was actually a very cool place.  It was in a dim, high-ceilinged basement and consisted of a series of audio tours, accompanied by flicking black and white movie images projected on the concrete

Nadia, cardamom bun, and Little Mermaid

walls.  It followed the story of five different Danes during the war as well as the conditions of the country as a whole.  There were fun hands on activities like eavesdropping on conversations with an old-fashioned telephone switchboard, and decoding secret messages.  (Also, we later discovered that while in the windowless basement we seemed to have avoided a substantial rainstorm.)

The museum was right next to a large waterfront park, with an imposing fountain, pieces of an old fort, and a short walk to the famous Little Mermaid statue.  (This, as the Palmers had warned us, was not all that impressive and was also swarmed with tourists, but the walk there was pleasant and it proved to be a nice place to take a rest and enjoy our cardamom buns.)

Our planned dinner destination was somewhat nearby, but we weren’t ready for dinner yet.  Conveniently, there was a cool-sounding museum nearby, and another right near our dinner spot.  Better yet, Thursday was the one night of the week that the latter museum was open late, so we’d have time to do both and then roll into the dinner hour.

The first was the Design Museum of Denmark, and we all really liked it.  The exhibits were so diverse that it’s hard to sum them up.  It was a cool mixture of modern art, interior design, and social commentary, and well worth the time we spent there.

The second museum was on the other side of the harbor, so we had to take a ferry to get there.  Fortunately, as with all the other public transport that we’ve found here, this was well-run and easy to navigate.  It took us quite some time of scratching our heads and squinting at the signs to feel confident that we were going in the right direction, but we could actually see the sign from across the harbor so we really had no excuse for this other than tiredness and paranoia.

On the other side of the harbor, we found ourselves in a strange post-industrial part of town.  It seems to be in the process of gentrifying, but hasn’t quite gotten then yet.  The Copenhagen Contemporary museum was at the far end of a dreary street mostly populated by deserted factories, and did not at all seem like an area where you’d find a tourist attraction.  But we found this fit well with the vibe of the museum, which itself was built in a former welding factory.  This is another one that is hard to describe.  There were exhibits consisting of huge movie screens, giant sculptures, a pile of stuffed jeans for lounging, and much more.  It was a nice museum for avoiding overwhelm, because most of it was large rooms with only one or two things to look at.

We waited in line for this one “experiential” exhibit, not knowing what to expect.  After going into an antechamber and replacing our shoes with white cotton booties, we (along with 4 other people) climbed a set of lighted stairs and emerged into a cornerless tunnel flooded with different colors of light.  We were left to experience this for about 10 minutes, as the colors changed around us.  It was quite a unique experience!  Unfortunately no photos were allowed, but we would recommend a visit if you ever find yourself in Copenhagen.

Finally, dinner time!  On yet another recommendation from the Palmers, we were traveling to Reffen, just down the street from the museum.  It’s hard to describe this place.  It’s a little industrial looking shanty town, with winding alleys lined with shacks selling all kinds of delicious food from around the world.  We were having trouble deciding if it really was a ramshackle place that sprung up in old shipping containers and the like, or whether it was carefully constructed to look that way.  We decided it was probably the latter, but it was so well done that it was hard to be sure.  Several of us were reeled in immediately by the burrito place that had a spit out front of pork, roasting tantalizingly on a rotisserie.  Others got tofu and noodles, sandwiches, chicken satay, ice cream — it was a feast across the board.

We were thrilled when we found that there was a ferry route traveling most of the way back to our hotel, but alas — after waiting for a while and squinting at the signs again, we eventually determined the ferries were no longer running.  (We don’t really blame ourselves for how long this took, because while we were waiting about a dozen other people lined up behind us.  We assumed they knew what they were doing, and apparently they (unwisely) assumed the same of us.)  So it was back to the bus again, for one last night in our hostel.

Day 9: Winding down

With only today and tomorrow left in our trip, energy levels in some quarters have been dropping (though, impressively, Zoe and Nadia have had enough energy to go have a drink in one of our hip hostel bars on each night we’ve been here).  Last night there was a debate between members of the group who wanted to get out first thing in the morning to maximize sightseeing opportunities, and those who thought that 11am was a reasonable time to aim for.  (One consequence of the few late nights that we’ve had while traveling has been that we really haven’t completely adjusted to European time.  We’ve all mostly been up until 12 or 1 each night, even if we try to go to bed earlier.)  We compromised by agreeing to get out the door by 10am.

We came pretty close to making it, though not without some grumbling.  We figured that we needed to go into energy conservation mode, so we decided to take the bus to our furthest destination of the day, then gradually make our way back on foot.  (Luckily the buses here proved to be very easy to navigate, even though the driver invariably would just gesture to me impatiently anytime I tried to show our Copenhagen cards.  I guess they care more about keeping to the timetable than ensuring that riders have paid.)

We started out at the Botanical Garden, always one of the stops on our list.  As usual, the gardens allowed people to wander off and explore at their own pace, which is a nice break in the day.  This one had a series of tall greenhouse-type buildings built in the 19th century, containing tropical plants, as well as a butterfly house full of all different species.

At the end of the garden was a small natural history museum, which had a lot of very

Dramatic sky over Copenhagen. We found the weather in Scandinavia to be very unpredictable — pretty much every day veered suddenly between sunshine and rain multiple times.

cool wildlife photography.  When exploring museums, Zoe is known for wanting to read every sign on every display — while Nadia tends to move through practically at a jog.  So this time Zoe and I went to the museum early, while the others spent more time in the garden.  This seemed to work out well for everyone.

 

After the garden and museum, we decided to swing by the nearby Round Tower again, to have another crack at solving the mystery puzzle that we’d failed to progress on the previous day.  The good news is that

Bob did eventually find the dog and three ducks carving that we’d been looking for the previous day.  The bad news is, we found ourselves completely unable to do anything else.  I don’t know if the puzzle was really hard or if we’re just overtired, but we struggled with every clue and eventually gave up in defeat after walking up and down the same street five times looking for a particular address and not finding it.  Sadly the case of the missing money lender and the bloodstained briefcase will have to remain unsolved.

Going under one of the many, many low bridges

Next up was a more restful canal boat tour through the canals and out into the harbor.  Copenhagen claims the cleanest harbor in the world, and there are frequently docks and ladders where people can jump right in to swim.  It was initially quite disconcerting seeing someone suddenly jump into the water right from an urban dock, but a pretty great feature for the locals.  We also saw plenty of paddleboarders and kayakers.  The waterfront itself is beautiful as well, with colorful buildings and stone palaces, and old church spires rising in the distance.

Nadia got some unholy “ice cream burrito” conconction where the “tortilla” was crushed cotton candy.

Our final destination was the one that the kids have been most excited about — Tivoli Gardens, one of the oldest amusement parks in the world.  It’s a strange and lovely mixture of beautifully landscaped, peaceful gardens — and giant metal rides, with people screaming their heads off.  Zoe and Lanie elected to go with the unlimited ride pass, while Nadia (who does not like heights or speed and gets sick on things that spin around) chose to spend her budget on various food items instead.  The park was supposed to close at 10 but many rides ended up being open until 11, so they really got their money’s worth.

 

  

Day 8: A home base

Checking out the Copenhagen waterfront from deck seven of our cruise.

We have roamed much of the way around Scandinavia, staying in hostels, an apartment, a sleeper cabin on an overnight train, and — last night — a cruise ship cabin.  Mostly we’ve been sleeping five to a room, and every night we’ve been sleeping in a new bed.

Here in Copenhagen we are looking forward to spreading out in one place for a bit.  We’re still sleeping six to a room, but we get this room, in probably the hippest hostel we’ve experienced so far, for three nights.

We are also excited because we have ponied up for three days of the Copenhagen Card, which gets us into all kinds of experiences and attractions, including a lot of museums, the famous Tivoli Gardens amusement park, and all public transportation.

With mystery packets in hand, we are now on the case.

In fact, we weren’t on the ground here for more than an hour when Jen and Zoe signed us up to solve a few mysteries.  A company has put together packets that mix historical crime information with famous city landmarks to add a little fun to sidewalk travels.   The packets were available for pickup right in the train station.  It’s on the Copenhagen Card, so we went for it.

Therefore, after storing our luggage in a locker at the New House hotel — just a few blocks from the train station and not quite ready to check us in — we headed toward a place called the Round Tower, where clues apparently awaited us.

Actually, the clues waited a little while, because it started to sprinkle and we decided to duck into a coffee shop.  Then, when the showers intensified, we headed into the nearest indoor activity covered by the Copenhagen Card.  As luck would have it, we were very close to a double attraction: Copenhagen’s Ripley’s Believe It or Not Museum and the Hans Christian Anderson Experience.  They’re right next to each other, and they’re on the Card.

These kept us interested, and dry.  And possibly they gave us appreciation for wonders of the world at large, and for Copenhagen’s greatest contribution to children’s literature.  Remember, we just had coffee, so we were pretty much raring to go.  The rain just had to stop.  And it did!

A nook for resting on the way up the Round Tower

At the Round Tower, also on the Card, we wound our way up a spiraling cobbelstone ramp to a place designed to hold an observatory.  The tower pokes out over the surrounding neighborhood of old buildings and narrow streets.

See any ducks or dogs? Us neither.

It gives a nice view view of the surroundings, but, being in the center of the city, it probably isn’t that effective as an observatory anymore.  There is still a telescople up there, but we did not get to see it.

No clues were apparent from the top of the tower, so we eased our way back down to street level where…still no clues were apparent.  We were meant to be looking for a carving with three ducks and a dog.  It was supposed to be somewhere near the tower.  There were lots of people milling around, but not a lot of livestock.

We looked and looked until the coffee boost ran out totally, and a sizeable portion of us were dead on our feet.  By now our room was ready for us, so we walked back to the hostel and settled in.

It is a very cool place.  There are multiple bars, a restaurant, a workout facility, a yoga room, and an indoor soccer field.   It has people of all types staying there, but it is geared toward backpacking types.  There is a special dinner each night for people looking to connect with other travelers.  There are also special events and meet-up spots to allow solo travelers to connect with each other.

Our room had sixs beds, each mostly enclosed, with power hookups inside each little pod.  There is a bathroom and a shower — separate from each other — in the room.   It’s actually pretty good for a family if you rent the whole thing out.  So, that’s kind of the vibe of the place:  A lot of young single people and a bunch of families with young kids.  It is also very close to a lot of the downtown action.

We lugged our bags up to our room and lay them down to stay for a while.  Some of us snuggled into our bunk pods, and those of us with energy remaining headed out for more Copenhagen Card adventure.

This time, it was the nearby  National Museum, which occupied us with extensive exhibits on pre-historic Denmark and a Viking experience where we got to see a part of the longest Viking ship ever recovered.

They eventually kicked us out of the National Museum because it was closing.  Back at the hostel, we tried to sign up for the night’s special dinner, but it was already filled up.  (It turns out that we would have been out of place; the tacos were really meant for young single types.)  Instead, we dove into the slightly more expensive, but amply-stocked salad and pizza buffet that was on the other side of the restaurant.

After all that, some of us still had energy to go out looking for dessert.  Here, as in most parts of Scandinavia, ice cream is easier to find than murder clues.

Day 7: Now we’re cruising

The Oslo end of the night train from Bergen

Ok, Oslo,  we did not get off on the right foot.  We’ve  taken some time in Bergen to cool off, and now we’re ready to give it another try.

Besides, we all have this half day to spend together, and the best thing to do is try to play nice.  In the brief time between when the night train lets us off and our cruise to Copenhagen starts boarding, we promise to uncover and enjoy some of the pleasure we know must exist somewhere within your downtown area.  And all you have to do is occupy our attention and not take up too much of our money.

The University of Oslo’s Natural History Museum curates a Botanical Garden. It opens at 8!

Deal?

You must have some kind of attraction that open early.  Our train gets in at 6.  Maybe something outdoors.  How about a nice botanical garden that we can roam around and not bother anyone?

We can look at some flowers, take some pictures, and stretch our legs.  It has to be close enough to the train station so we can walk there.

Can you do that?  Thanks.

On the grounds of the Akershus Fortress

And while we’re outside, how about a castle or something from a long time ago that has some grounds we can explore.  We are really getting into Norwegian history.   Sprinkly it with some cannons and ancient-looking rock walls.

Maybe it can be on the water?  We don’t really want to spend much money, so maybe keep it…free?  Is that too much to ask?

I know we’re asking a lot, Norway, but that crummy hotel episode left a bad taste in our mouths.  Oh, speaking of which, we would like a quick place for lunch.

Something we haven’t had on this trip yet.  How about Middle Eastern food?  Some nice felafel and pitas.

And when we get done with that — we know this is a lot to ask —  but we’ve really been hoping to find the time for an escape room this trip.  And, we’ve got some time.

Winter is probably still coming, but we did manage to defeat the ice army in the Game of Thrones-themed room at the Escape Games.

See if you can come up with something not too tricky, but tough enough to keep us occupied for an hour or so.   And put it right on the street we’re walking down.  And make sure there is a free timeslot when we need it.

And that should do it.  We’ll collect our stuff from the lockers and head off for our cruise termnal, which should be within walking distance from the train station.

Given that we’re in Scandinavia during the summer, we know it’s going to rain a little, but can you keep the percipitation to a minium.

We’ll take care of the rest.  Really.

Our cruise is booked.  We have a cabin with a window that will let us watch the coastline pass by.

Not a bad way to travel

We’ll be sure wave to all the Norwegians on shore as we sail past, maybe sitting the hot tub, if we’re lucky.

And then, sometime overnight, the Norwegian coastline will turn into the Danish coastline, and we’ll be completely out of your hair, Oslo.  We’ll even say some nice things about you, and maybe wish that we had  few more hours to explore your streets.

Not that we’ll think of you as fondly or as often as we’ll think of Bergen or — and we know this will hurt you — Stockholm.  But we can part as friends and get on with our busy agendas, each enriched, if only slighly, by our time together.

What do you say, Oslo?  Let’s give it a try.

 

 

Day 6: Big on Bergen

It is very difficult not to like Bergen.  It’s neither too big, nor too small; neither too quiet, nor too noisy.  Like all the Scandinavian cities we’ve visited, it is very easy to navigate on foot.  It is exotic and foreign, but everyone switches to English quite cheerfully.  There is deep history and rich culture.  And most of us had not idea it existed until yesterday.

We stumbled upon an Asian food festival

Even Jen, who did know it existed because she planned our stop here, did not quite fathom what a gem it would turn out to be.

Excited about having a whole day to explore some more, we fueled up at our hotel’s breakfast buffet.  A quick little background:  We are staying in the apartment section of the Magic Hotel in the Kloverheuset building.   There are a few other members of the Magic Hotel empire here in Bergen, and the hotel and its staff will factor pretty heavily in our enjoyment of the day, so we should slide a little publicity their way.

Scenes from the extensive Bryggen fish market

When we confirmed in the morning that, as apartment renters and not hotel room guests, we would have to pay for the breakfast buffet, the woman at the desk noted that the Magic Hotel on the other side of the waterfront also had a breakfast buffet. She said it was virtually the same buffet, but it was a bunch of kroner cheaper for some reason .

That’s pretty helpful information to know, we thought; and we headed over to the other Magic Hotel for breakfast.  Then we shopped a bit along the Bryggen, which is the old section of the waterfront.

Soon enough, it was time for checkout (a noon checkout is another nice feature of this particular hotel chain), and the staff was all too happy to let us store our things in the locked luggage room.  Moreover, they were kind enough to allow us back into the apartment building because last night we forgot to take advantage of another major benefit — a free laundry room.

Multiple times during the day we would return to the desk and the attendant would give us a key to let us back into the apartment building to check our laundry.   It dried more slowly than we would have liked, perhaps because the washing machine seemed to have a rather unproductive spin cycle.  Also, we found out that dryers in this part of the world collect extracted water in a special tank which needs to be emptied out like a dehumidifier.  Super interesting stuff.

Because of this, we had to bum around town, spending an hour or so here, then return to the hotel to check the dryer.  It took a little while for it to all work out, but, as stated before, it was free laundry access.  We thank you, Magic Hotel chain of Bergen.

We were not suffering in the meantime, by the way.  No one will complain about wating for laundry if they are passing the time eating ice cream waffle creations.

Eventually, though, the laundry felt dry.  We got the luggage room key and stored the clean clothes with the rest of our stuff, and we were free for the big-ticket item of the day.

Going up the Floibanen

We climbed just a smidge up into the hills from the waterfront and boarded the Floibanen, a funicular railway that takes people up Mount Floyen to a little resort area of playgrounds, hiking trails, and fantastic views.

Bergen beneath us

Bergen is a touristy place in many ways, but the Floibanen does not seem to be a tourist-only activity.   We met a local couple in the terminal who advised us that the best views would be from the lowest car, and then they gave us their spaces in that car because they’ve be on it so many times.

We are closer to the North Pole than to New York City.

This is really a nice place.

The top of Mount Floyen proved quite pleasurable, except that we arrive just a few minutes late for the free canoing on lake Skomakerdiket, but that had more to do with Norwegian laundry appliances than it did with the funicular or Mount Floyen.

 

 

 

The views of the city made up for any disappointment over canoes, and we ended up having plenty of time to walk several trails and then hike back down to the waterfront.  The fairly steep three kilometers down made us appreciate the help we got getting up the mountain.  `

Now quite hungry, we enjoyed a Chinese-food dinner.

Then, in a final stop in at the Magic Hotel, we grabbed our luggage and headed over to the station to catch the night train to Oslo.  We already had tickets reserved, but Jen managed to purchase us a sleeping cabin, which we quickly settled into.  We slept through most of what would be our last major train ride of the trip, and then faced the task of trying to make friends with Oslo after so recently leaving in a huff.

 

 

Sorting laundry in the luggage room

Ready to board the night train

Sleeping cabin secured!

Day 5: Back on track

Even the odd tiger statue in the train station square couldn’t convince us to stay in Oslo.

After yesterday’s series of debacles, I was prepared for catastrophe at every turn today. The Norway leg of the trip was tightly planned out and timing was key (hence the need for the $$$ Uber yesterday), so a missed connection would spell disaster. I was also somewhat dubious about our train ticket reservations, which I had to make by calling the train company in Norway. All I had to show for it was an email with a reservation number — no bar code, no passenger list, no seat assignments.

Early goings on the train to Myrdal

We were trying to do something called the “Norway in a Nutshell” tour, which involves several different scenic legs to travel between the cities of Oslo and Bergen: the spectacular train ride to the town of Myrdal, a small scenic railroad trip to the village of Flam, a fjord cruise to Gudvagen, a scenic bus ride winding down the mountain to the train station at Voss, and a train the rest of the way to Bergen.

The whole thing takes up pretty much a whole day but gives a great snapshot of the amazing Norway fjord lands. The companies that run the transit time them out so you can smoothly move from one to the next.

So we left the cursed CityBox at 7:45 am and held our breath while boarding the 8:30 train for the first leg of our trip. We immediately encountered a hurdle in that we didn’t have seat assignments and no conductor was in evidence.

We have a first class Eurail pass so we took the last five open seats in first class, figuring we were good — until another passenger arrived to kick one of us out. I sat on a little window seat bench in between the first class carriages and awaited the conductor with a mixture of impatience (because maybe someone was in one of our seats and could be kicked out?) and dread (because maybe we didn’t have real tickets at all and would be kicked off the train at the next stop in the middle of nowhere).

Sharing the window bench with fellow photographers

The reality turned out to be in between — we did have tickets, but they were second class for some reason. The kind conductor said that we could keep the four seats that we had, since apparently the people who reserved them didn’t show up. I stayed camped out on my window seat, which was nicer than the second class carriage and actually turned out to be a great location for seeing the gorgeous scenery that we soon began to pass.

Glaciers near Myrdal

The train between Oslo and Myrdal, heading up into the mountains and fjords, is considered to be one of the most scenic train journeys in Europe and it was easy to see why.

Lots of tourists from the rest of the car visited my large window to take photos of the lakes, fjords, mountains, waterfalls, and glaciers. (Eventually two more people got on with first class reservations, so two other members of the family had to join me on the bench.)

Aboard the Flamsbana

Step 1 completed successfully, we waited about 10 minutes on a platform in a gorgeous mountain town then boarded the Flamsbana, a one-hour train ride from Myrdal (elevation 867 meters) to Flam, at sea level. It claims to be the most beautiful, and one of the steepest, train journeys in the world.

Enlarge to see mysterious lady in red on the ledge in front of the falls. Imagine dramatic music.

Halfway through, the train stops at a gorgeous waterfall so everyone can get out to take photos, and to our surprise there was a mini-show, with a woman dressed in traditional garb dancing from the top of a cliff part way up to musical accompaniment. The ride was one breathtaking vista after another as we wound down alongside glaciers and fjords.

Our luck seemed to be changing — until we tried to book our boat ride and discovered that (a) the next ride was sold out, and (b) the later bus wasn’t running for some reason, so if we waited for the next boat ride we’d be stranded in Gudvagen. This was a real low point. Fortunately, Nadia’s internet skills came in handy again and she managed to find a different cruise that was making the five-hour journey directly to Bergen, our final destination.

Tickets to Bergen secured!

We hurriedly booked ourselves tickets for the boat that was leaving in an hour’s time (and reflected that after the previous 24 hours we’d had, maybe getting directly to our destination, rather than having to navigate more buses and trains, was no bad thing.

On the fjord

 

 

 

 

 

And then things truly did turn around.

The boat ride through the fjords was gorgeous and comfortable. We alternated between sitting in our cozy indoor seats (especially when periodic rain started up), playing games and relaxing, and going up on deck to look at the towering cliffs of the fjords, the copious waterfalls, and the little storybook villages that we periodically passed.

First view of the Bergen waterfront

 

Our boat arrived at 8:45 pm, which is still broad daylight up here.

It would take a lot for me to feel that this whole leg of the journey, with all the stress and problems, was worth it — but Bergen rose to the challenge. It is hard to overstate how beautiful the town is, particularly when approached by sea in the evening sunlight. It was a Saturday night and the town squares and cobblestone pedestrian lanes were lively with people.

Our rental apartment proved to be literally a few steps from the harbor where the boat docked and just around the corner from the famous waterfront “timber town”, which dates back to the 1700s and 1800s and is a UNESCO world heritage site. (It’s one of the few such sites in the world that hasn’t burned down over time.) Even though it was well after 9 pm by the time we hit the streets, the long day of sun and the energy of the town made us all up for some strolling around as we looked for a place to have dinner.

Late diinner at Olivia

By the time we’d enjoyed our excellent harborside Italian meal and made our way back to our apartment, it was 11:30 pm, but didn’t feel like it. We can’t wait to see more of Bergen tomorrow.

Day 4: A mess of surprises

Not all of today’s surprises were unwelcome.  For instance, when Lanie disappeared down to the hip lobby of our hip hostel this morning while the rest of us were packing up, who could expect that she’d return with Ms. Louise!  What!?  Louise in Stockholm!?  That was not expected.  She was in town visiting friends and conspired with Lanie over the past day or so to pop in and say hi.  We enjoyed a nice walk with her to the train station, where we would be storing most of our things in a locker while we toured another part of Stockholm this morning.

Another pleasant surprise:  The old section of the city is very pretty and quite extensive, with narrow cobbled streets branching out to even more narrow cobbled alleyways.

We wandered here for some time, barely managing to avoid purchasing any number of souvenirs.  We still have a fair bit of Scandinavia to lug things through.

Leaving Generator Stockholm hostel

The changing of the guard in front of the royal palace was an elaborate event witnessed by several hundred fellow onlookers.  We were surprised the crowds gathered so quickly and wished we hadn’t lingered inside the palace for so long (you can just walk around in there for free — and there are more parts you can pay to visit, like the royal apartments, which seems a little invasive on King Carl Gustav, but he apparently obliges).  The Royal Guards marching band was pretty tight, and what a surprise it was when

Outside the Pulitzer Prize Museum in the old town

they played a medley that included “Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head,” and “It’s Raining Men.”  These musical clues may give an idea of the weather for the morning.  It was actually a not uncomfortable amount of showers.

That pretty much gets us through the pleasant surprises for the day.  We left the old town for the train station, had a quick lunch in a taco bar, recovered our stored luggage, and made it to our train on time.

We have been very good at getting ourselves where we’re supposed to be in plenty

A narrow road in the old town

of time.  The Swedish railway system was not as reliable.  We watched in horror as a 50-minute delay blamed on “electrical issues” burned through our 30-minute layover in Gothenburg and made us 20 minutes late for our train to Oslo.

The horror mounted as officials from Swedish rail explained that they would not compensate for their mistake because we had booked our journey through the Eurail system and not the Swedish rail system.

The horror basically peaked when it dawned on us that lacking any further trains, bus seats, or available rental cars that could take us to Oslo, we would miss out on the night’s book accommodations in Oslo and basically the whole Norwegian leg of our trip.  The next few days of travel relied on us getting on a train in Oslo the next morning at 8 a.m.   This all dawned on us in a shower of unpleasant surprises.

The Pavlik family sprung into action to go through every option we could collectively think of.  We begged the rail company for help, both on the train and via a phone call from the station.  We tried to book the last bus of the day (sold out).  We tried to rent a car (all agencies closed, even those that claimed to be open).  Nadia scoped out a local bus path that would have taken seven legs overnight and gotten us to Oslo at 7 a.m., and also searched around for potential accommodations in Gothenburg (which is likely a very nice place, but its name will make our family shudder for years to come), but they were extremely pricey and hard to find.  Zoe tried to get the European SIM card that we’d bought working, so we could make calls and use data.

The Royal Guards Marching Band rocks the palace

Lanie suggested booking an Uber for the four-hour drive from Gothenburg to Oslo.  We originally dismissed that idea out of hand — and then we were surprised to find that this was our best, and possibly only, option to keep us on our scheduled plan.

It may seem like an Ugly American option to just throw a bunch of money at a problem — and hiring an Uber for five people to connect two cities that are four hours apart does involve a big bunch of money — but please judge us carefully.  We had several days of hotel reservations riding on this decision, and losing them would have cost us a bunch of money, too.

So, Zoe helped us stick out our Uber thumb and try to hitch a ride into Norway.  The first two drivers who accepted our call, quickly dropped, apparently once they realized the magnitude of the trip.

Before it all went horribly wrong

The third driver accepted our challenge, but 20 minutes into the drive he said we had a problem and handed his phone back to Jen so she could talk to his boss.  It turns out this driver was running up against Sweden’s laws for how long a person could drive in one shift.  Unbelievably, we had to turn around and try again at the Gothenburg train station.

At this point we had gone through out allotted amount of unpleasant surprises, which is to say that nothing unpleasant really surprised us anymore.  Zoe caught us another Uber within five minutes, and this driver was up for the journey.  For what it’s worth, driving from Gothenburg to Oslo is a lot like driving through the Berkshires

Poring over options in the Gothenburg station

or Catskills — given the distance, maybe you can say it’s like driving through the Bershires and the Castskills.  It was not unpleasant.  Though, every time the driver’s phone rang we silently willed him not to answer so he wouldn’t get called off the job.

He was a very efficient driver and got us to Oslo in very good time.  But our day wasn’t quite over yet.  As we staggered into our hotel at midnight and attempted to check in, we ran into another problem — we had somehow booked the hotel for the prior day, and had been marked as a no-show.  So we had to book new rooms (thankfully they had a quad and a single available) at more expense.  We had further problems attempting to use the pull-out couch in our room, and eventually the hotel had to bring us a cot (which they had earlier said was “not possible”).  It was after 1am before we finally collasped into bed, hoping this all would turn out to be worth it.

 

Day 3: When in Sweden

Navigating the Max menu

Perhaps Stockholm deserved better from us, but we really must have needed the sleep.  We did not rouse ourselves until almost noon today. Hip Swedish hostels are surprisingly quiet in the mornings.

Somewhat refreshed, we met the bright sunlight of this bright city and started to check off things people do when they’re in this country.

Stockholm is a very walkable city

First, we went to Max.  It’s Sweden’s answer to McDonalds — though they have McDonalds and even Burger King here, too.  The selection at Max is quite broad and the food is good.  Zoe wandered farthest off the beaten path by getting a getting a cheese burger that consisted completely of cheese, which had been grilled just like it was a burger. She reviewed it pretty highly.

Crossing from one of Stockholm’s islands to another

After that we walked around a lot.  This is a very walkable city, with wide sidewalks and clearly marked bike lanes that we’ve mostly been able to avoid encroaching.  Car traffic seems to be less than in other major cities we’ve visited.   Between the busses, trolleys, metro stations, and ferries, there seems to be plenty of public transportation options.  But with streets and architecture as appealing as Stockholm’s, walking seems to be the way to go.

Our feet brought us to a wide pedestrian walkway flanked by stately buildings on one side and the harbor on the other. There were plenty of cafes in full lunch mode by the time we made it over.  Some of the cafes and bars stretched out onto docks in the water between fancy boat moorings and ferry landings.

The Vassa’s ample, well-decorated stern

 

The next thing to do in Sweden, and the main goal of the day’s walking, was to get us to a museum.  There are lots of museums in Stockholm, and they come in many varieties.  Our first choice focused on a 17th Century sailing ship called the Vassa.  It was one of the largest ships of its time and it was very richly decorated and heavily armed.  And it sank after sailing only 1,000 feet or so because it didn’t have enough ballast in the bottom to keep it upright.

It’s difficult to imagine people in the US setting up a top-notch museum based on a not-quite-so-proud moment in our engineering history, but that’s what they did here.  The Vassa Museum is an amazing place centered around the ship, how it was built, and how it was resurrected from the bottom of the harbor in the 1950s.

The museum offers views of the Vassa from multiple levels.

The museum’s 20-minute movie about the Vassa’s saga ends with the idea that if the ship had been more seaworthy it would have been destroyed or dismantled by now.  Becuase it sank so quickly and so close to the city it was preserved in the mud and relatively easy to access.  They say that 95 percent of the ship, which is on full display in the museum’s main hall, is from its original construction.

From here, we had many choices of museums to browse.  There was one based solely on other shipwrecks besides the Vassa.  There was one on vikings and one on spirits (not the occult kind, but the distilled kind) and one on nordic life.  As we decided which to visit next we chewed on long ropes of Swedish licorice and contemplated scrapping everything for a visit to the amusement park that towered over the section of town we were in.

Actually, most of us wanted nothing to do with the amusement park, and we all pretty much knew where we wanted to go.  The licorice ropes were just to keep us occupied until our allotted time came for us to enter the ABBA museum.  And so, once 16:30 came around on our clocks, we embarked on an adventure into a world which few people realize exists.  It is a world where ABBA merits a whole museum that is crowded enough to make people wait for assigned times to enter.

Dancing at the Abba Museum

The course of the museum starts at the end of ABBA’s story, with Benny, Bjorn, Frida and Agnetha recording themselves with special cameras for the hologram ABBA experience currently running in London.  This is the phenomenon where people pay to go to a concert to watch ABBA holograms perform with a live band.

More dancing at the ABBA museum

At least we got to see actual ABBA stuff, like their recording studio, which was moved to the museum, and the home made double base that was part of Benny’s (or perhaps Bjorn’s) first band.  And the costumes!  Oh, the costumes.  Capes and jumpsuits for miles.  We are all pretty knowledgeable about ABBA now.  Ask us for some trvia; we’ll probably know it.

About now we had to start being careful.  Our checkout time tomorrow is 10 a.m.  No sleeping until noon for us.  So we shouldn’t be staying out too late either.  We passed on any further museum visits and continued walking through the gardens of the surrounding area until we were able to retrace our steps back toward the hostel.

Checking the cocktail menu at a harborside bar

Here we did something that most people do in Sweden, we avoided stopping in for a drink on one of the harborside bars we passed in the morning.  We were sorely tempted to give it a try.  We even stopped into one; but we were turned off by two things: 1.) They strangely didn’t have a non-alcoholic option besides mineral water; 2.) The alcoholic drinks were stunningly expensive.  None of us needed to try a $29 mojito.  We have to think that the average Swede would make the same choice.

It was time now to follow our standard vacation routine of wandering around until we stumble upon a dinner plan.  Tonight we stumbled upton Italian food.

We managed to get back to our place at a reasonable enough hour for some of us to take on some blogging and other to get a little bar hopping in the hotel lounge.