One step at a time

Top of the Arc de Triomphe

When I reflect back on Paris, I think the thing that will first come to mind is…stairs.

Stairs to the Arc de Triomphe.  Stairs to the Eiffel Tower.  Stairs to the top of the towers in Notre Dame.  This in addition to all the regular stairs one comes across during a normal Paris outing — stairs to the second floor apartment, stairs to the Metro, stairs to the Seine.  Combined with the miles and miles of walking we’ve done each day, I surely have calves of steel by now.  I think the children are nearing mutiny and I’m starting to dream about spiral staircases.

This is a bonus set of stairs we got to climb at Notre Dame, to see the belfry.

I was actually prepared to skip the Eiffel Tower, when I saw the size of the line.  (Who knew so many people would be willing to take the stairs?  The line was only marginally shorter — and the tickets marginally cheaper — than the elevator.  I was assuming we’d waltz right in past a long line of elevator people.  I guess that’s Europeans for you.)  Nadia was downright eager to skip it (and ended up only making it to the first level).  Bob was clearly of the same mindset as Nadia, but apparently took it as a test of his manhood to force himself to the top of the tower.

SuperZoe!

At least the stairs didn’t seem all that tiring, because of the adreneline rush you get from climbing inside a flimsy-seeming metal cage, surrounded by views of dizzying drops.  This helped us make rapid time up to the second level.  In the end we were happy we’d gone up and happy we’d done it the hard way.  (See Lanie’s post for photos.)

Breakfast at the local patisserie

I shouldn’t complain that much, though, because Zoe has it much worse.  She has to run almost every day for her cross country team, lest she feel the wrath of her coach, Fergus.  Fergus apparently doesn’t accept any excuses about how you walked 15 miles or climbed 8000 stairs today.  So at the end of our long days, after the walking and climbing, when I can barely hobble across the street to the creperie, Zoe usually has to go out and run five or six miles.  We found a lovely park near our apartment (the Jardin de Luxembourg) where she can run around the perimeter and we can keep tabs on her as she goes by.  Bob has been valiantly running part of the way with her,

On the Batobus

but eventually he loses steam and she has to do a couple more laps on her own.  (Our days are so long that usually we barely fit the runs in before the park closes at 9:30pm.  Luckily it stays light until almost 10:00 here!)

As I mentioned in a prior post, we completely failed in our usual plan to combat jet lag, which involves staying up until 7 or 8 at night then sleeping twelve hours or so and waking up to a normal schedule.  Instead, on our first day we ended up being awake way too late, then slept until noon on Day 2.  Of course, this led to us being unable to sleep at a normal hour that night.  At 2:30am

At the Jardin de Plantes

all the children had wandered restlessly out of their various bedrooms, and Bob and I were still up as well, and this does not make for happy parents.  So I’ve been setting the alarm gradually earlier each day, starting at 9:30 on Day 3.

To give our legs a bit of a break, we bought tickets for the Batobus, a boat that lets you hop on and off at various sites along the Seine.  We

Palais de Decouverte

were able to hop on the boat at the lovely Jardin de Plantes and ride it over to the Champs Elysees, Paris’s famous luxury shopping street.  We took in the massive, glass-walled Grand Palais (constructed for the 1900 World’s Fair).  Tucked on one side of it was the Palais de Decouverte, a science museum.

We figured it would just be a small place, but it turned out to be quite impressive (as well as being housed in an amazing palace).  Our main problem in

Pasteur defeating disease-causing bacteria

science museums is that Zoe likes to read every word of every exhibit, while Nadia tends to glance around for 30 seconds and declare she’s ready to move on.  Since Zoe is working in a microbiology lab this summer, we let her spend a fair amount of time in the excellent temporary exhibit devoted to Pasteur.  Fortunately for Nadia, most of the other exhibits were only in French, so Zoe was somewhat thwarted (though she was willing to attempt to read the French, which made the process even longer).  As it was, Zoe would have happily spent the rest of the day but other activities, and lunch, were calling.

 

The power of leverage

Then we had to walk again, up the avenue to the Arc de Triomphe.  Throughout the walk we were looking for a creperie for a casual lunch, but such places are thin on the ground on the Champs Elysees.  By the time we’d climbed the Arc, admired the views of the 12 avenues radiating outward, and made our way back down, people were definitely getting seriously hungry.  We decided to go onward to the Eiffel Tower on foot and hoped to find a creperie on the way — but were foiled once again.  Eventually, after going out of our way and doing much fruitless walking, we settled for an Italian restaurant that was well-liked for its food but charged us a small fortune for drinks, which weren’t even alcoholic.  (The kids remember it very fondly, though, since the

Remains of tiramisu

waiter gave us a complimentary piece of tiramisu for dessert.  Nadia went so far as to enter the phone number on her phone, as though she plans to order takeout in the future.  I personally didn’t feel that the tiramisu was worth the almost $60 that we paid for four bottles of water (most restaurants give you tap water for free) and four Cokes.)

Anyway, we were fortified with pizza and pasta and gold-plated water and Coke and tiramisu for our trip up the Eiffel Tower.

Sunset on the Batobus at 9:45pm

Given the line and the climb, we barely made it down in time for the last Batobus of the day at 9:30.  (Zoe had to skip her run this time.)  That was another reason we climbed so fast — after our experience attempting to take the Metro home from the Eiffel Tower on World Cup day, we were highly motivated to make that boat.

Too exhausted and not hungry

View of us buying crepes from our apartment window

enough to contemplate dinner, we made do with sweet crepes (we finally got our crepes!) from the creperie across the street from our apartment.  Jet lag has not totally left us and we’re still staying up too late, but the system has to work eventually.  8:30 alarm for Day 4!

Lanie and Dad (and some other people) Climb the Eiffel Tower

Today we went to the Eiffel Tower and when we got there, there were all these people selling little statues and key chains of the Eiffel Tower. There were concession stands and a carousel, and it was really crowded.

During his time, Mr. Eiffel was largely considered a masochist for making people stand in long lines to do something they were not at all sure they would survive.

We couldn’t buy tickets beforehand online because they were all sold out, so we had to find out which line was the ticket line. Mom figured out that one of the lines would be for people who wanted to take the elevator all the way up and the other line was for people who wanted to take the stairs. We opted to take the stairs.
It was a very, very long line, even though the stairs line was shorter than the elevator line. It curved way out underneath the tower. Dad waited in line for about an hour while the rest of us played SpotIt in the square under the Eiffel Tower, which was extrememly dusty. (*Editor’s note: Dad was really the hero of this whole event.) We got back into line when Dad was relatively close to the booth, but we waiited in line for another hour because the line curved around a lot right before the ticket booth.
Eventually we got our tickets — the kind where you walk to the second floor and then you take the elevator to the summit. To get up to the second floor was a little more than 700 steps up.

It was really cool climbing the stairs and it was really cool because we could see all the people below us getting smaller and smaller. About halfway up to the first floor, Nadia started getting a little freaked out becuase of the height. When we got to the first floor, she decided to stay there instead of coming with the rest of us.
Also, on the first floor for part of it there was a glass floor that Zoe stood on easily, but I got a little freaked out. It was scary because it was a long way to the ground and you could see right past your feet all the way down. Mom and Dad decided that they wouldn’t risk standing on the glass. Standing on the glass was one of the scarier parts of the whole experience.
We started climbing the stairs to the second floor. Even though there was a cage around us, and you couldn’t see down through the stairs, I started feeling like the stairs were going to break and that I was going to fall. I think I felt this way because I looked through the glass floor. I just kept walking up even though I felt a little scared.

When we got to the second floor, I was good again. It feels a lot more sturdy on the platforms than on the stairs. We looked around a little bit but not a lot because we had to get to the top and then get back down to catch our Batobus boat. It was about 8:15 at this point, and the last boat left from the tower at 9:30.
There was a pretty short line to get into elevator to the top. This part was a little bit boring because we had to wait, and we weren’t near the edge of the tower; it was exciting because we were going up to the summit.

Dad leading from behind

Actually, I may revise my opinion: The elevator may have been scarier than the glass floors. The elevator ride was a pretty long way, so you kept thinking, “Why aren’t we there yet?” Meanwhile you could see all the beams and everything, and you could see yourself getting really high. There were windows on all sides of the elevator so you could how high you were. There were maybe 10 people in the elevator; there wasn’t much room to move around. Once you started going up, there wasn’t much you could do. That was another scary thing.

And then we were at the summit. The elevator doors opened and actaully this part was not very scary for me. It was really high up, but there was another metal platform and glass windows and a ceiling. The view from the windows was absolutely beautiful. You could see a long way in all directions. There were a lot of people on this floor, but we could still move around.

Dad took this picture. He was really up there!

There was one more flight of stairs to the very top. There was no ceiling or glass here and the whole platform was enclosed by a tall metal cage. We didn’t spend a ton of time there because of the boat, but we walked all the way around and we took some pictures.
From up on top of the Eiffel Tower you could see all the streets and all the cars and lots of people who looked so small you could barely make them out. Because there was a metal cage and because I knew I wouldn’t fall, it didn’t mind looking down.

Blah blah blah view

After we look around for a little bit, maybe 10 minutes, we went back down. We took the elevator to the second floor, then walked down to the first floor to find Nadia. The first floor did not seem scary to me because there was a fence around it and it wasn’t that high up compared to the summit.

Dad is Mom’s hero.

We made it back in time to get to the boat and then we took the boat home. When we were in the boat, the sun was setting. It was almost dark and the sun stained the clouds different colors. By time we go back to our apartment it was dark.

Back in time for the boat. Dad was at the top of that!

I really enjoyed going to the top of the tower and writing this blog about it.

Finding our way — and cheese, eventually

We are still figuring out Paris, as evidenced by our late-afternoon hunt for cheese and bread. “It’s Paris,” Lanie said. “There should be cheese shops all over the place.”

The noontime sun assaults our recently-sleeping eyes.

Not exactly. And the fromagerie we did find was closed. Cheese buying is an early-afternoon activity for Parisians, apparently. We finally found some in a small market, along with some fruit. The bread was found at what may have been an after-hours speak-easy boulangerie. The first few of those we found were closed, too.

Of course, these closures may be because today is national hangover day in France. There was a lot of partying last night involved with the World Cup victory. People who weren’t drinking all night were probably up early cleaning the mess. The streets were filled with bottles and cans (and Frenchmen) when we went to bed last night and when we hit the streets today they were clean.

A pasta cocktail

We gave them plenty of time to do the job, as our first order of the day was our noon time meal at the corner Italian restaurant. Here we learned that “cocktail” when applied to a pasta dish means a mix of different pastas; pizzas in France seem to be slice-your-own; and not all French cheeses are acceptable to all Pavlik children. We also learned that we could survive quite well with a waitperson who does not speak English.

Tastes like Paisano, when the bottle is still fresh

It was strange, because it was kind of like breakfast for us, but as it was lunch for everyone else, Jen and I availed ourselved to our first wine of the trip. It was Italian wine. Cheap Italian wine. It reminded us of home.

Fueled up, we headed down Rue Descartes to the Isle de la Cite and the Notre-Dame Cathedral. Here we found that everyone else who wanted to visit the cathedral had gotten up before us and was already standing in line. The Crypte Archeolgique is in the same square, and it had no line at all. But that’s becuase it’s closed Mondays.

One-third of the world’s stained glass reserves are in this chapel, it seems.

We rallied, really not missing many beats at all, and hit two museums before most of the people in line got into the cathedral. These museums were the Sainte Chapelle, with its vertical acres of marvelous stained glass, and the Conciergerie, which is the prison where they kept Marie Antionette and many other political prisoners.

Cool indoor waterfall and flume

But it was most noteworthy to us because they have a flume of Seine water flowing through the basement. It comes out as a waterfall over the front door. We were all impressed with that.

Syrop, streetside

So, we’re getting the hang of Paris. We stopped to get a round of syrops during our next walking leg. We found our way to the Centre Pompidou, which, by the way, is closed on TUESDAY, but open on Monday.

At the Pompidou, on the express escalator to modern art

We were really feeling good, especially with all that modern art all over the place. We bought a couple of crepes. We walked back across the Isle to see maybe if the line at Notre-Dame had gone down (it had, substantially, since the Cathedral had closed 45 minutes earlier).

We don’t even know what this building is. Does anyone have an idea?

We were strafed by the French Blue Angels flying very close overhead and dropping red, white and blue smoke above us and, probably, the parade celebrating Les Bleus in some other part of the city.

All that was left was to pick up some bread, cheese and tomatoes for our traditional “Roman Dinner” that we have when we’re in a cool foreign city and not eating in a restaurant. Easy, right?

Bread and cheese procured, avec apples and tomatoes.

Hopefully, I’m not coming off as complaining.  As a family we are a pretty good problem-solving unit, and we tend to enjoy trying to find the puzzle pieces and put them together.  The girls have been exremely good troopers so far in this respect.   Also it should be said that most problems are already solved by the time we get somewhere.  Jen has laid out a nice trip for us, including very cool accommodations very near a small square ringed with cafes. We had it together enough tonight after sending the kids to bed that we slipped out for a beer each and a bit of Parisian evening atmosphere.

Poring over the bier menu on the square

I’m sure we’ll have the rest of Paris all figured out tomorrow.

World Cup Death March

Icelandic airport

We’ve successfully made it to France, courtesy of WOW Airlines.  I think they got their name from what people say when they find out how much it costs to bring a bag.  Consequently, we are traveling pretty light.  With careful measuring we determined that the girls’ school backpacks, if not overstuffed, could qualify as a “personal item,” so that’s their luggage.  Bob and I shared one suitcase to check ($80 each way) and we managed to avoid the carry-on category entirely ($60 each way).

WOW Airlines entails a stopover in Iceland.  Leaving Boston at 7pm and flying to Iceland, there was barely a night, with the pink light of the sunset almost immediately followed by the orange glow of sunrise.  The Iceland airport was pretty cool, although our enthusiasm dimmed once we’d spent $20 on two smoothies.  We had to go outside to get on our plane to France, and it was COLD.  (Now we are in France, and it it HOT.)

The scene at a nearby cafe

Anyway, WOW Airlines delivered us uneventfully to Paris, where we eventually managed to locate the train and find our way to the apartment we rented on airbnb.  I should mention here that it was now about 2pm on Sunday — three hours before the start of the World Cup championship, with France playing Croatia.  The street where we were staying was lined with bars and cafes and was closed off to traffic.  The mood was already quite…celebratory.

Climbing wall along the Seine

Everyone was exhausted from a night on the plane with little sleep, but our usual strategy for beating jet lag is to force ourselves to stay up until at least 7 or 8pm.  So once we’d gotten settled on our lovely apartment, we marshalled the troops and set off on foot.  (As I write this, it is noon on Monday and everyone but me is still asleep, so I think the plan failed.)

Paris Plages

We had read that the city was erecting a huge screen at the Eiffel Tower to show the game.  We figured we’d walk in that direction (3 miles according to the map) and check out the scene for a while, doing a little exploring on the way.  We headed for the Seine and enjoyed the beautiful architecture, “Paris Plages” setup (a faux beachfront set up along the river), and various huge street parties getting ready for the game.

Well, I guess we took a circuitious route or misread the map, because it was quite a long walk.  By the time we

reached the area around the tower, there were huge streams of people moving away from it.  Eventually, after wandering around that area for a while, we discovered the police had barricaded it off and we were stuck on the wrong side.

The energy in the city was amazing though.  Periodically we’d hear a roar

Some much-needed cooling mist

go up all around us as we walked along, and we’d know that France had scored.  French flags and people painted red, white, and blue were everywhere.  (Bob found a little flag on the ground so we were able to wave it around and join the party.)  Near the Eiffel tower someone who lived on the ground floor had opened their window near the TV set, and a throng of fans was gathered in the street outside, peering through the window to watch.

Here’s where we’d made a major miscalculation.  We’d said all along that we’d take the metro back home.  But when we finally made it to the nearest

Uselessly consulting our map again

station, the area was behind the police blockade.  The next nearest station was closed for construction, along with a couple beyond that on the same line.  (Luckily we found a sign on the ground indicating this.)  Eventually we discovered that the entire metro seemed to have been shut down.  So that long, long walk in the hot sun had to be repeated.  No one was very happy about this.  Eventually the game ended and the streets were full of celebration, which at least added some festivity to our death march.

Back home we had to fight our way through crowds of revelers to reach the door of our apartment, but thankfully the soundproofing is excellent.  I’m not sure if anyone is going to be willing to walk anywhere tomorrow, though.

Ice cream bribe to keep walking

Bicycles, boats, and buses

These girls may have an Inka Cola problem.

Saturday was our last day in Peru.  We were staying in a nice hotel near the center of Puno, on the shores of Lake Titicaca.  (This was particularly luxurious for Zoe, Caroline and me.  Throughout the trip we’ve been staying in a triple room, which was fine, but on this night our group had an extra room so I got my own.  The triple that Zoe and Caroline were sharing was two separate rooms, so they had their own space as well.)  In the morning we had a little extra time, so we wandered into town to look around the square and the church — and, for certain members of the party, to stock up on the Peruvian Inca Kola, which tastes like carbonated bubble gum.  The shops here are tiny — about the size of an average walk-in closet — so we had to go to several to find this many bottles.  (Zoe’s, at least, survived the trip home in her suitcase.)

A couple of ways to cope with high altitude

Unfortunately, this was the first day that dawned gray, drizzly, and cold — not ideal for a boating trip on Lake Titicaca.  Van had one more surprise for us when it was time to get to the docks.  He summoned a whole group of bicycle taxis, and offered an excellent tip to the one that could win the race.  We jumped into the taxis in pairs, got covered with an inadequate sheet of plastic for rain cover, and set off as fast as our taxistas’ legs could pedal.  These guys were motivated.  At one point, Van’s taxi tried so hard to pass us that it crashed into an oncoming car.  It was crazy and exhiliarating weaving through bicycle, foot, and vehicular traffic in the rain, careening wildly in the direction of the docks.  Christine was so happy to have won that she gave her driver a tip probably worth a month’s wages.

 

Once we boarded our boat and got underway, the rain tapered off and then stopped.  Some of us headed up to the roof of the boat to check out the views of the vast lake (which we could only see a small part of).  Our destination was the famous floating reed islands, inhabited by the Uros people, an indiginous group that

A small model of how the islands are constructed.

speak the Aymara language.  Scholars think that the original islands were constructed in pre-Inca times, and have been inhabited by the Uros ever since.  As lower layers of reeds rot, the islanders just add more reeds to the top.  The modern-day Uros live much as their ancestors did, except that they have solar panels and tourists.  They live in huts woven from reeds, travel in elaborate boats made of reeds, burn reeds for fuel, and even eat the reeds.

 

Tastes like watermelon.  Not even close to the weirdest thing we’ve eaten on this trip.

We visited an island inhabited by 22 people, all extended family.  Walking on the island felt like walking on a waterlogged sponge.  The islanders showed us how the islands are built — a time-consuming and labor-intensive process.  (Apparently, when an island gets overcrowded, the inhabitants get together and build a new one.)  A new layer of reeds has to be added every 15 days.  The islands have to be anchored, they told us, or else you go to sleep and wake up in Bolivia.  When someone asked what happens if a family isn’t getting along with the others, the elder of the island picked up a large saw and mimed cutting off a piece of the island and setting the troublemakers adrift.

The big reed boat

We got to try on some traditional clothing, and go for a short ride in the largest of the reed boats.  (“Boat fits 30 Americans, or 50 Japanese,” the village elder told us in Spanish.)  We also were shown some of the woven and embroidered tapestries that the women here make, and it was made very clear we were expected to buy one.  Unfortunately, it being our last day, we were running a little short of soles, so Helen and I had to split the cost of one.  We’ll see who ends up with custody.

There were two little girls on the island, and they were extremely friendly.

By this point the sun had come out and the temperature risen, so the more intrepid members of our group prepared for a jump into the freezing waters.  Ann once again proved herself the best of us, as the only adult to jump in and the first one overall to take the plunge.  The kids all went in together and came up laughing and gasping with cold.

After the boat trip back, we had time for one last big meal before hopping on the bus for the last time to drive to the airport.  You may recall what I said yesterday about Juliaca, the city where the airport is located.  None of us were that thrilled about having to go back there — but the reality was worse than we could have imagined.  What with the traffic situation and random road closure, our bus driver didn’t know how to get to the airport and apparently decided to wing it.  We ended up on a small, incredibly potholed back road that was clearly leading nowhere.  Undeterred, he tried to correct his mistake by making a series of seemingly random turns onto ever more desolate roads with even worse conditions.  By this time it was dark, and we were truly in the middle of nowhere.  I

The women of the island, singing us off.

was waiting for a gang of people with guns to emerge from a nearby hovel and hijack the bus.  My friend Tiffany was praying that we didn’t get a flat tire.  Eventually, after what seemed like an hour, the bus driver saw someone driving around in one of these three-wheeled vehicles they have here and asked for directions.  That kind soul offered to lead us to the airport, and thankfully managed to do so in time for our flight.  We all — even Van — shuddered to think what we would have done if we’d missed it and been trapped for the night in Juliaca.

 

 

 

 

After that, all that remained was a long day and night of travel — from Juliaca to Lima, Lima to New York, and New York to Boston — exhausting, but fortunately uneventful.  (This time I decided what the hell and went for the full dinner and glass of red wine that Latam Airlines was serving at 2am (3am Boston time).)The C&J bus brought us back to Portsmouth in time for Sunday dinner, tired but full of happy memories.

Sunset over Puno

 

 

 

Onward and upward

Village where we stopped to buy bread

 

Breakfast room at our Cusco hotel

Friday morning it was time to say farewell to Cusco and hop back on the bus for an eight-hour drive to Puno, on the shores of Lake Titicaca to the south.  Luckily, Van had planned a few stops for us to break up the drive.

The first one was actually the only supermarket we’d seen in on our trip.  We procured sandwich supplies for a lunch on the bus, since we’ve found that meals for 17 people in a restaurant tend to take hours.  The next stop was also food-related.  In a small village square, the bus pulled over and Van told us we had 15 minutes to get some bread from someone he knew.  We crossed the square, ducked down a small alley, and ended up in a courtyard in the midst of what appeared to be the homes of a group of people.  It turned out the person Van knew wasn’t there anymore, but there was another man working at a huge wood-fired oven (like the kind you see at Flatbread), just about to pull out some fresh bread.  We bought a ton of it for pennies a loaf, and it was delicious.

The poncho, found on the site by our guide’s grandfather

Our next stop, the Incan ruins at Raqchi, was a real treat.  Van was acquainted with a 17-year-old girl whose mother is the local village shaman, and who is heir to the title herself.  He arranged for her to give us a special tour.  Rather than talk about names and dates, she told us about the religious significance of the place, and walked us through the rituals that the Inca pilgrims needed to follow to purify themselves before entering the sacred temple.

She brought out several artifacts of her own  to share with us, including a 2000-year-old poncho that she passed around and even let Andrew wear!

Next to the ruins of the temple, she formed us into a circle and got what appeared to be a rock out of her blanket.  She handed it to Van and told him to eat it.  He expressed some skepticism, but eventually took a nibble.  She explained that it was made by burning a mint plant, then forming the ashes into a rock-like substance.  You were meant to nibble a piece of rock, then chew a couple of coca leaves at the same time.

We all eventually got our chance to eat the rock, and it actually wasn’t too bad.  (Kind of tasted like Necco wafers, in fact.)  However, adding the coca leaves caused some kind of strange reaction that made it taste really terrible.  All of us were in the circle, grimacing and clearly contemplating how rude it would be to spit out the sacred Incan food next to the sacred Incan temple.  (When the second rock, made out of eucalyptus, was brought out, I elected to pass.)

 

Our guide had wonderful stories, too — about playing hide and seek in the ruins as a child and seeing spirits, and about how she had become the “chosen one” (to be the next shaman).  It involved almost getting struck by lightning on one occasion, and getting surrounded by a group of foxes on another.  The people here have a much stronger connection with their ancestors and with ancient traditions than anyone I know in our country.

Our final stop was a desolate parking lot on the side of the road.  At 14,222 feet, we were above tree line and at the highest point accessible by road in Peru, and the second highest in all of the Americas.  There was a small group of artisans selling their wares, and a bathroom of sorts.  For one sole (about 30 cents) we gained admission.  There is no running water up here, so after each person used the bathroom the man attending it would go in with a bucket of water to flush.  (Bathroom amenities are pretty scarce here in general — frequently there’s no toilet seat and/or toilet paper, and as in Central America you have to throw your toilet paper in the trash can — but this was a new one.)

Van had a blood oxygen sensor, and we all tested out our levels.  Most of us were in the low to mid eighties, with normal being 95+.  It certainly explained why we felt out of breath.  (The next morning, at our hotel at a bit under 13,000 feet, I was up to 91.)

Some of the kids were very interested in an alpaca out back, but were told that it was a spitter.  Zoe’s “friends” strongly encouraged her to approach it, but each time she got close it would look menacing and she’d retreat.  However, Ann showed up, marched right over to the alpaca, and began nuzzling it.  After that, the beast had been tamed and everyone was able to pet it with no spitting involved.

Ann the alpaca whisperer

The excitement was not over, though.  After dark, we were cruising along through the rather depressing city of Juliaca, on the main four-lane highway through the town.  Suddenly we started coming across other vehicles driving towards us, coming the wrong way down the street.  Now this in and of itself is not as surprising as you might think, since traffic rules here seem to be either non-existent or ignored.  What WAS surprising was when we got a bit further up and found that the road ended in a large pile of rubble, with no warning.

Well-deserved Cusco beer when we eventually made it to a restaurant in the much nicer Puno, on the shores of Lake Titicaca.

What followed was an epic journey that few tourists have probably ever made.  We had to back up, then turn around on the highway.  After that we started driving down what appeared to be a field of dirt next to a set of railroad tracks, tremendously rutted and potholed.  Many other people were doing the same, so we were surrounded by cars, trucks, bikes, and the occasional livestock, all traveling along in various directions with no particular order.  Once we got back to what passed as a road, the situation wasn’t much better.  The streets were lined with grim-looking buildings and piles of trash.  We all agreed that it seemed like some kind of post-apolcalyptic hellscape, or possibly the set of the Walking Dead.  (Our driver said the city is controlled by the mafia, and there’s so much corruption that everything is falling apart.)  We all breathed a sigh of relief when we eventually got back to a real road again.  Unfortunately, we have to return to the Juliaca airport for our flight back to Lima.  We’re just hoping they manage to maintain the runway.

 

 

 

 

Belly button of the Inca world

During our two days in Cusco, we’ve had the mornings free to explore this lovely city, the center (belly button) of the Inca world.   Many buildings in town are built on top of the ruins of ancient Incan walls, and some of the narrow Incan roads still survive.  At 11,000 feet elevation, the air is thin and we all get winded easily — which is unfortunate given that the city is built atop the Andes and there are hills everywhere.

Precisely aligned windows

When we arrived our bus somehow made it down the steep, winding streets to our hotel, despite the fact that the road was barely wider than the bus.  It involved a lot of gasps and near misses of buildings and pedestrians, as well as delays when inevitably a car would come along in the opposite direction, or was parked on the side of the road.  (Our driver’s technique for dealing with this last scenario was to lean on the horn until the car’s owner arrived to move it; apparently this is the generally accepted practice here.)  Understandably, the driver didn’t want to take this on again, so on our subsequent outings we had to climb an enormous set of stairs to be picked up on the higher road.  This left everyone gasping for air and on the verge of collapse.

On the first morning, the group of us summoned several taxis and set off to Coricancha, the ancient Incan Temple of the Sun.  It was considered the most sacred of all Inca sites, and the center of the Inca world.  Like many such sites, it was partially destroyed by the Spanish, who then built their own cathedral on top of the ruins.  (The Spanish cathedral has been destroyed and rebuilt multiple times due to earthquakes, but the ancient Inca walls still stand unscathed.)  The walls of the temple were once plated with solid gold (stolen, of course, by the Spanish).

This worked as a calendar, with the shadows cast showing the progress of the year.

The tour was really interesting, and highlighted the construction skills and astronomical knowledge of the Inca.  Much of the stonework did not use any mortar, but instead stones that inside the wall were carved like Legos to fit together with barely a visible joint.  The walls were precisely oriented to the directions of the compass and the openings designed to capture the sunlight during the solstices and/or equinoxes.

Quick lunch in the park

From there it was a short and scenic walk to the Plaza de Armas.  This is a lovely and lively town square with three beautiful cathedrals, a plaza with a fountain, and an almost infinite number of people selling pretty much everything imaginable.  Zoe and I strolled the square and surrounding area while most of our group ate lunch.  (We were still full from the hotel’s huge breakfast.)

Balcony at the Choco Museo

On our second morning in Cusco, Zoe, Ann, Shannon and I headed for the Choco Museo (Chocolate Museum), very reminiscent of the Choco Museo in Grenada, Nicaragua.  We were hoping to do a chocolate-making workshop as we had in Nicaragua, but sadly the timing didn’t work out.  We still were able to get some great free samples and souvenirs to bring home.  We also toured the Catedral del Cuzco, a beautiful and elaborate church that unfortunately doesn’t allow photography.  I think that in our limited time window we’ve barely scratched the surface of what Cusco has to offer, but that gives us a good reason to return someday.

(When the time came to leave Cusco, the bus once again ventured down to the hotel to pick us up with our luggage.  Given the road situation described above, this meant blocking the street. As we were starting to load the bus it abruptly took off to let other vehicles pass through, with poor Shannon alone on the bus.  We just caught a glimpse of her startled face as the bus pulled away from us.  Luckily, it soon looped back around and the rest of us were able to board.  Unluckily, various other vehicles including construction equipment, a dump truck, and several taxis were all trying to move about in the same area.  It was like one of those puzzle games where you have to slide the individual pieces around to try to make a picture.  It took a lot of time, and much maneuvering in various directions, for the bus to finally make its way out of the labyrinth.)

 

Projects and a Prom

The house had the cutest set of puppies. Several members of the group were actively scheming on how to take them home.

The stairs from our hotel. Zoe was in better shape than most of us so we made her carry the cake.

Two of our afternoons and evenings here have been spent at Azul Wasi (“Azul” = blue in Spanish, and “Wasi” = house in Quechua — a descendent of the Inca language which is still spoken by many people in this area). This is a home for boys who were living alone on the streets, arrested for stealing food or other petty crimes. A police officer who was involved in their arrests decided to open a home for them. Now 17 boys, ranging from 8 or 9 up through university age, are living in here. Some of them have no memories of their parents, or any life before homelessness. Generations Humanitarian supports the home by undertaking construction projects and paying various expenses.

After greeting us upon arrival, the boys all introduced themselves and told us (with Van translating) what their ambitions for the future were. These ranged from mechanics, to tour guides, to scientists. The oldest boy, Dante, who has lived in the home since its inception, got the fifth highest score in the country on the national physics exam and is now attending university on a scholarship. It was touching to see how they had come to see themselves as a family, speaking of one another as their “brothers”, and to hear the hopes that these formerly homeless boys now held for their futures.

Our first day involved replacing a garden fence, working on a roof, and doing some painting. I was on garden fence duty, and we saw firsthand how in a place like this, you can’t just run out to Home Depot for tools to make the job simple — instead, you figure out how to make do with what you have.  In this case, it meant using large needles and plastic “thread” to sew the fence panels to the fence posts, because we didn’t have a staple gun. (In the end we managed it, though our work was almost destroyed by a rogue sheep who got trapped inside and tried to barrel through our new fence. A few of the kids had to herd the sheep to the new opening at the other end of the potato field.) When we finished, some of the other moms used the remaining plastic to attempt to repair the boys’ soccer net.

The girls being escorted in by Ethan and Andrew

On the second day, we’d planned a special surprise — a “prom” celebration. Christine had brought button-down shirts and bow ties for all the boys, plus fancy dresses for the three girls who lived there (daughters of the cook). Tiffany made beautiful boutonnieres for them. We picked up a cake from a bakery and snacks and drinks, and spent the afternoon decorating the room where the prom would be held. The kids, led by Andrew, came up with a playlist of American and Spanish music.

Eric and the resident parrot

Throughout all our efforts, the boys were curious and eager to help. Whenever they saw us starting to work on something — making the soccer net, hanging lights, blowing up balloons — they jumped right in and started to help us. (You can see in the photo of Zoe above how enthusiastic they were about taping balloons to the poles.) Some of the moms who were prepping food in the kitchens said that the boys came in to clean up and did a great job. (Their one downfall seemed to be in cleaning the bathroom, though this only seemed to bother the moms in the group.)

When the time came, things were a little awkward at first. The boys, as well as most of the kids in our group, were a little shy. A French college student who was staying at Azul Wasi as a volunteer was a great help, proving to be an excellent dancer and prodding the boys to join in. Eventually everyone relaxed and it seemed that a great time was had by all.

Puberty in two languages

Peruvian hotel basics — coffee, tea, coca leaves.

Another early morning today, as we headed out for another day of volunteering. Today’s program caused much humor among the group: a series of talks about puberty, to be delivered to five different girls’ schools by the doctor in our midst, Jolene. Jolene, Christine (the translator), and the five teen girls in our group set off, with pads and tampons in their bags and varying degrees of embarrassment and consternation.

Meanwhile, the rest of us went back to the Anta Home. Most of the group started painting the chicken coop. Tiffany and I volunteered, with some trepidation, to be in charge of cooking lunch for twenty people. We weren’t sure what ingredients we’d have available to us — and then we found out the ingredients would need to be harvested, by us, from the home’s gardens. (To our relief, Van also said he’d be going into town to pick up rotisserie chicken.) It was definitely a different type of cooking experience than what we were used to, but an exciting challenge!

We spent the next hour or two in the gardens and greenhouses, harvesting carrots, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, beets, rosemary, and oregano; and rinsing potatoes that had been dug earlier. It took another hour to wash everything. Because of potential contaminents in the water and soil, washing food is a serious business here. One of the nuns showed me how to wash the lettuce — dunking and shaking the heads multiple times in a bucket of water, then thoroughly washing every leaf individually under running water, and finally dipping them in another pot of water containing a small amount of bleach. (In general we’ve been warned not to eat lettuce at all here, because of the likelihood of bacteria, so having a salad was a nice change, even if it was extremely labor-intensive.)

Eventually we managed to surmount the challenges of unfamiliar kitchens, limited ingredients, and a language barrier to produce a delicious lunch.  The Puberty Crew returned triumphant, having imparted valuable knowledge and having shared some good conversations with the girls.  (Zoe is getting lots of practice with her Spanish!)  They did their best to counter some of the prevalent old wives’ tales here — for example, that it’s harmful to consume citrus during your period, which virtually 100% of the girls believed.  (We’re doubtful whether they’ll be able to convince their mothers, though.)

Before we left the Anta Home, the girls put on elaborate traditional costumes and performed some dances for us, as well as playing the pan pipe flute.  Then it was lots of hugs and goodbyes.  These girls, the struggles that they face and the spirit that they bring to the world, definitely left its mark on us.

Van had one more surprise in store for us.  A woman he knew, whose village had been helped by his organization, invited us to her home, where she and her sisters produce Peruvian textiles in a totally traditional method.  It was fascinating.  They start with alpaca fur and wash it using a root that grows locally, then spin it by hand.  The women spend pretty much all their time spinning, as they go about other tasks. The rainbow of colors you see in these yarns were produced entirely from natural materials.  The reds, oranges, and purples are all created from the blood of a bug that only lives in the Sacred Valley.  After creating a dye from dried and ground bugs, he showed us how the color would change dramatically by adding various ingredients, like lime juice or certain herbs.  Finally the yarn is threaded onto a loom and elaborate patterns are created.

Zoe and I picked out this beautiful table runner to bring home.

 

The sisters then served us some traditional Peruvian foods — quinoa, giant corn, giant lima beans, potatoes, and — the piece de resistance — roast guinea pig, which is commonly eaten here because it’s so cheap to produce.  We then went out back to see the guinea pig farm.  Peruvians think Americans are crazy for having them just as pets.

 

Before…

…and after.

 

 

 

 

Plaza de Armas, Cusco

 

This morning we’d checked out of our hotel in Urubamba, and tonight we headed to our new hotel in Cusco.  We saw no fewer than four spectacular rainbows on the way home.  (Conditions of mixed sun and rain seem to be very common here.  We’ve seen a fair bit of light rain, but the sky has never been totally clouded over so there are always rays of sun emerging from somewhere.)

Feliz Cumpleanos a Jolene

For dinner (just appetizers and/or dessert for most of us, as we’d had a late lunch), Van brought us to Incanto, an Italian restaurant near the famous Plaza de Armas.  It’s a beautiful Colonial city square, reminiscent of similar ones we’ve seen in Central America and Quito.  The food was delicious, and we got to celebrate Jolene’s birthday.  Who wouldn’t want to spend their birthday giving puberty talks?  (Though when we raised a toast and Jolene yelled out, “To puberty!”, we did get some odd looks.)

On top of the world

Train to Macchu Picchu

This was the big day we’ve been waiting for, so we didn’t even mind another very early morning.  (Well, maybe Zoe and Caroline minded a little bit.  I’ve been unaccountably waking up around 5 every day anyway.)  Machu Picchu, being a remote Inca city on top of a mountain, is not the easiest place to get to.  After a 5:30am breakfast, we headed on the bus to take us to the train to take us to another bus.

Machu Picchu Pueblo

The train ride was actually pretty cool.  Trains are pretty cool to start with, and this one wound through mountain passes and tunnels alongside a rushing river.  The train had windows all along the top so you could see the mountains, their tops obscured by wisps of clouds, towering on both sides.  Seats were grouped in sets of four with a table in between, so people could chat or play games.  All in all, a pleasant way to spend an hour and a half.

The train brought us to the bustling village of Machu Picchu Pueblo, full of markets and restaurants along the river, which was crossed by picturesque footbridges.  It was a little like Venice in that the lack of cars meant you’d see lot of people moving things around using large handcarts.  (Unfortunately for them, it was unlike Venice in that it’s very hilly here.  Later, eating lunch on the patio, we watched a succession of poor workers pushing overloaded carts up a steep incline outside.)

From there we had to catch a bus that traveled up the side of the mountain, along a series of terrifying switchbacks.  This was somewhat less pleasant than the train, though of course the views were spectacular.  Luckily our bus made it to the top without falling off the side of the mountain.

At the end, a short hike up to the top led us to the iconic Machu Picchu view that you always see photos of.  It was amazing, but Zoe and I agreed it had a strange Disney-like quality because it hadn’t required much physical labor to get here (although at this altitude even short uphill hikes have us gasping) and because there were SO MANY PEOPLE.  All our travels had taken almost four hours, and so we’d arrived at a pretty peak time.

Christine, our local organizer who’s done this a few times, herded us away from the crowds and onto a hiking trail to the Sun Gate.  This immediately took us away from the

Inca Trail to the Sun Gate

throngs and we were better able to appreciate the stunning scenery.  The Sun Gate was the original Inca entrance to Machu Picchu, and the trek is along the original Inca trail.  It’s amazing to think of the effort that was involved in constructing this place and the foot trails that cross the entire region.  The Spanish never conquered Machu Picchu, because of its inaccessibility.

 

The hike was incredible — gorgeous views around every corner.  We had to stop frequently to catch our breath and take photos.  (Zoe’s cross country and track training served her well here, as she was generally zooming up the mountain while the rest of us panted behind her.)  We took our time getting there and then spent

Caroline and I stop to rest among the clouds

some time sitting at the ruins of the Sun Gate itself, imagining arriving here from the original trail and emerging to behold the sacred city.

 

 

Once we headed back down, the crowds had thinned somewhat and we descended into the ruins.  The Inca had amazing construction skills — modern scientists still don’t understand how they were able to build what they did using the tools that they had.  (One of the local stories is that they were helped

At the Sun Gate

by aliens.  Another theory is that they figured out how to turn rock liquid.)  Their astronomical knowledge was way ahead of the Europeans, and their building sites are precisely aligned with the directions of the compass and/or the path of the sun.  All that knowledge was wiped out when all the leaders were indiscriminately slaughtered by the Spanish.

 

 

On the left side you can see the road that bus takes.

 

 

On our way to the train Van had told us about an alternate route back down to Machu Picchu Pueblo — the original Inca steps set in the side of the mountain.  Mainly at Zoe’s urging, a group of six of us decided to try it.  Zoe and I, Ann and Shannon, and Tiffany and Ethan set off on foot down the trail, leaving the others to take the bus.

It was a cool experience following the path of the Inca, although tough on the legs and knees.  I don’t even know how many steps it was, but some very large number.  (It’s now three days later and my calves are still aching.)  Given that they were constructed of somewhat uneven stone, it was a tough trek, but we had a great sense of victory when we finally landed alongside the river.  (It was somewhat dampened when we realized we then had a

Inca steps

mile-long walk back to town, but it was flat and lovely, along the rushing whitewater of the river.)

The weather is interesting here.  The temperature itself is not very high — highs in the sixties, much colder in the mornings and evenings — but being as high as we are, the sun is very strong.  So when it’s out, we’re stripping layers and sweating (and for some in our group, getting sunburns), and when it dips behind the cloud or starts to set, we shiver and the layers come back on.  On the walk back a light, misty rain was intermittently falling.

Back in town we had a late lunch, did a little shopping and exploring, and then repeated the morning’s transportation in reverse.  By the time we arrived back, no one was interested in dinner — just showers and bed.