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Stomach vs. mouse

The decision to eat in Disney World is the decision to pay too much for mediocre quality or small amounts.  We saw this rule in effect this week and we also uncovered a few exceptions.

Big Italian dinner/late lunch

Our big family dinner in a Hollywood Studios Italian restaurant was steep, and generally pretty good, but the pasta was overcooked to the point of mushyness. That’s sometihng you’d think an Italian resturant could get right.

Kiosk dining at Epcot

Our foray into the Food and Wine Festival at EPCOT was big on variety.  We got a burger, Latin American food, Chinese dumplings, Carribean, Australian, African. We realized later that we could visit so many of these kiosks in the World Showcase becase it was lightly raining and the lines were subdued.  When we went back the next day just to walk around the crowds and lines were repressively long.

Given that the payoff for these lines was a small plate that amounted to a few bites if you were sharing with someone, we ouldn’t figure out why so many people were doing it.   It would be a perpetual lunch, eating while standing in line for your next mouthful.  At least we had time in between kiosks to explore a little and walk freely instead of stumbling through lines.  We were lucky.

A slight mist kept the lines short, saving us from starvation.

Of course, we had to visit so many stalls because that’s what you have to do if you’re planning to have a meal at the Food and Wine Festival.  Two plates does not a dinner make, even at $4.50-$8 a plate.

So it would seem that we here in this corner of Central FLorida are captive to the  cuisine and pricing scheme of Disney, which is largely the case.  EXCEPT, Jen learned that Amazon will deliver food to your hotal here – -for free delieverry if your order was big enough  She took an order from the troops before we left for breakfast and lunch.

This worked reasonably well, except that we we ate through our loaf of bread rather quickly and found ourselves with an assorment of nut butters with nothing to spread them on.  It would seem that a loaf of bread would not be too difficult to source in such a densely populated area, but we do not have a car to drive off Disney property;  the only resources open ot us were resort options.  Where to look?

No bread? No problem. Tough to make a sandwich with this, though

Multiple counter-service places had bagels and croissnats — for $3.50 apiece, and they looked like they had been sitting around since Walt himself put them there.   Not a great option.

There are bakeries dotting the landscape here — one in the France pavilion, for instance — which offered bagels and croissants (but not baguettes, unfortuntately) for about half of what the counter service places were charging, but that still didn’t do it.

Eventually,we unearthed a “General Store”  at the Boardwalk section of the EPCOT resorts that looked through the window to have some staples, like milk and frozen pizzas.  It’s possible they had sliced loaves in there, but it’s more likely that this area is  a sandwich bread desert.

Gallery of nut butters

Our solution was to place another order with Amazon and suck up the $5 delivery fee for orders under $50.  Let the sun nut butter flow freely again.

All of this obscures the fact the we have managed to find a refreshing inconsistency in the Disney dining universe.   It’s all about popcorn.

Park guests can purchase — for $8 to $27 depending on which one you choose — a souvenir bucket filled with popcorn.  They can then refill that bucket with popcorn for $2 any time they want for the length of their stay.  With so many mathmaticians in the family it was a quick leap to realize that the price per unit of the popcorn would go down the more refills we got.

What’s more,  we’ve heard there are different flavors of popcorn scattered in different parts of the park that you quilify for the refill deal.  We’ve only managed to find one such location, in a little traveled part of EPCOT that had three flavors  (sour cream and chive, cheddar, and buffalo/blue cheese).  This, I think, might be a concession for the sad, and hopefully temporary,  closure of Club Cool, which offer free soda samples from all over the world.

One container, many refills

We did get our money’s worth out of the popcorn, even if most of it was butter flavored.  Imagine my excitement when I stumbled upon bins with green popcorn and red and white popcorn at the new Galaxy’s Edge section of  Hollywood Studios.  It was just about the only way this Star Wars-themed area could get any better.

Another exception to the rule is when people send a gift basket to your room. Thanks, Kelly and Dom!

Except that this area is so unbelievable popular that not only did we wait an hour to go on the big Smugglers’ Run ride, we also had to suffer the indignity of being turned down for popcorn refills. They only sell their own bags (and no refils of those either).

Disney is clearly in league with the Empire, and the Empire’s dining plan stinks, too.

WDW Scorecard

Expedition Everest — look closely for Zoe and Lanie

Expedition Everest:  J(2)  Bo(2) Z (4) E (4) N (  ) Br(  )

Splash Mountain:  J(2)  Bo(2) Z (3) E (3) N (  ) Br(1)

Space Mountain:  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (  ) Br(  )

Great Thunder Mountain:  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (  ) Br(1)

*Seven Dwarves Mine Train:  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (  ) Br(  )

Goofy’s Barnstormer:  J(  )  Bo(  ) Z (1) E (1) N (  ) Br(  )

*Slinky Dog Dash:  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (  ) Br(  )

 

*Nav’i River Journey:  J(1 )  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (  ) Br(  )

*Avatar Flight of Passage:  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (1) Br(1)

Star Tours:  J(  ) Bo(  ) Z (1) E (1) N (  ) Br(  )

 

Tower of Terror:  J(2)  Bo(1) Z (3) E (3) N (  ) Br(  )

Tower of Terror — the key is to know when they’re going to take the picture.

Kali River Rapids

Rock’n Rollercoaster:  J(2)  Bo(2) Z (2) E (2) N (  ) Br(  )

Kali River Rapids:  J( 2) Bo(1) Z (2) E (2) N (4) Br(4)

*Millennium  Falcon: Smugglers’ Run:  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (  ) Br(  )

Smuggle some free popcorn into this place.

Mission Space:  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (1) Br(1)

The Seas with Nemo:  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (1) Br(1)

Test Track:  J(  )  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N ( ) Br(  )

Living with the Land:  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (1) Br(1)

Spaceship Earth:  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (1) Br(1)

Mexico Pavilion ride:  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (  ) Br(  )

Kilimanjaro Safari

Kilimanjaro Safari:  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (1) Br(1)

Spaceship Earth:  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (1) Br(1)

Flight of Peter Pan:  J(1 )  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N ( 1) Br (1 )

Toy Story Mania is a winne with these guys!

Toy Story Mania:  J(2)  Bo(2) Z (2) E (2) N (3) Br(3)

Pirates of the Carribean:  J(1)  B( 1) Z ( 1) E ( 1) N ( 4) Br (4 )

Little Mermaid:  J(1 )  Bo(1) Z ( 1) E (1) N (1) Br (1)

Haunted Mansion: J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (1) Br (1)

Astro Orbiter

Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin  J(1)  Bo(1) Z (1) E (1) N (1) Br(1)

People Mover:  J(  )  Bo(  ) Z (  ) E (  ) N (4 ) Br (4 )

Astro Orbiters:  J(  )  Bo(  ) Z (1 ) E (1 ) N (  ) Br (  )

  • =  New ride for everyone

Zoe’s weekend, day 1 — The Force was with us (even as the traffic was against us)

Zoe’s Family Weekend plans allowed many of us to cross visiting Tanglewood off our bucket lists, and it provided a true brush with greatness.

But we had to drive virtually the length of the Bay State during peak summer travel hours to get there.

Outing club

Actually, shoehorning Zoe’s weekend plans into this summer required significant special finagling.  First, she needed to be retrieved at trail’s end from her ORHS Outing Club three-day trek along the spine of the White Mountains.

Then we needed to link up with the rest of the family at a centrally-located park-and-ride, as it would have been too time consuming to drive all the way back to Durham to pick everybody up.  We really considered and planned this venture for quite some time, and realized it would take fairly split-second timing to pull everything off.

Unfortunately, the highways and byways of eastern and central Massachusetts did not facilitate split-second timing on this particular Friday afternoon.  Jen, Nadia and Lanie got held up on 495 and were late to our rendezvous in Tyngsboro.  Google Maps painted a gloomy picture of backups in Worcester and beyond, while routing us around much of the 495 congestion via winding secondary roads.

The main casualty of all this was Zoe’s shower, which she was supposed to nab during a quick visit to Grandma’s house on the way west — did I mention she had been hiking in the wilderness the previous three days?  We would all have to sacrifice; there would be no visit to Grandma’s this evening if we were going to make the concert start time of 8 pm.  (Don’t worry, Grandma fans, she factors into our plans later in the weekend.)

As we motored west, traffic eventually diminished, and we were treated to pleasant drive-throughs of a few pretty Berkshire towns, including Lee and Lenox.  This region was definitely in its glory; summertime strollers were circulating in the downtowns, and the shops and cafes looked bright and eager for visitors.  Still, we had to keep moving to make sure we got to our destination in good time.

You may be asking: Why all the rush?  Why go nuts to get out to the Berkshires at the risk of health and hygeine?

In time for a nice picnic on the lawn — there’s the Shed in the background

Well, this wasn’t a typical Boston Pops performance.  It was a performance of the Star Wars soundtrack in conjunction with a screening of the movie.  It seemed like a worthwhile occasion to get ourselves to Tanglewood…

…And it did not disappoint.  Upon arriving and jetisonning ourselves from our van (which we sometimes call the Milennium Falcon when we don’t call it Denty — fun fact) we were surrounded by peace and calm in a way that seldom happens in a field where thousands of cars are parked.  It was a beautiful field with wonderful cars.

Also, it cost barely anything to get in.  Jen and I paid $23 apiece and the kids were free (!).  Less than 50 bucks for a evening’s entertainment is quite palatable.  If we went to a movie at the local cineplex, it would have cost significantly more — and there wouldn’t be live accompaniment and there would have been just a regular parking lot, not a beautiful field with wonderful cars.  So, Tanglewood is a pretty good deal.

As difficult as it is to believe, once you get inside the gates, there’s another field that is at least as nice — possibly nicer — than the one with the cars.  It’s flat and laid out nicely around “the Shed,” a covered pavlion with three walls open to the collected riff-raff on the lawn.

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away…

We arrived, unshowered, at around seven.  Many people were already settled in, perhaps serveral hours into their Tanglewood experience.  Our arrival time still allowed us to find some green space, set up our blankets and chairs, and break into our picnic dinner.  Surrounded by thousands of fellow picnicers, though not so close we felt smothered, we did the first leisurly thing of the day — enjoy a lovely summer evening.  There was a gentle buzz of excited talk all around.  Relaxed movement danced in our peripheral vision, and occasionally a swirling light saber or billowing Darth Vader cape would draw attention away from the cheese, tomato, and bread sandwiches on which we dined.

The sky gradually dimmed.  the buzz picked up a little, and then a bell rang. Then it rang again.  The show was about to start!

Zoe, Lanie and Jen took some blankets and found space near the front of the lawn where it was easier to see the musicians. They settled in just in time to hear the first music of the night — not the opening chords of the Star Wars theme, but the snare drum leading to horns for the 20th Century Fox theme.

Then came the opening crawl and the iconic theme.

From my and Nadia’s vangate on the lawn, we could just make out conductor Keith Lockhart’s arms giving time and direction, but mostly our attention was on the screen high on the side of the Shed.  It was A New Hope, the newest version, with the added scenes of Han Solo talking to Jabba, etc.  The muisc was…well, if one weren’t looking at the performers, it was easy to forget they were there.  The music was just as emotive as the original soundtrack, powerful at some points, tender at others.  It was perfectly cued and seamlessly performed.  I consider it a compliment to say the musicians did not stand out.

They did work, though.  I did gather during the performance that there is a lot of music in this movie.  The orchestra was much more likely to be playing than not.  One note: the music during the Cantina scene was provided by the original soundtrack.  I guess the Pops didn’t have a steel drummer on hand to give it a try.

We all reassembled during intermission (which came just as the Milennium Falcon was coming for a landing inside the Death Star) and we all watched the second half from our spot on the lawn.  Just as the end credits started rolling, however, we packed up our stuff and headed to the front to catch a final glimpse of the performers.  An interesting note about this screening of Star Wars was that the performance was not over when the movie ended.  There was still a considerable amount of music to be played during the credits, and exciting music at that.

Spoiler alert: The Death Star blows up.

It definitely gives a different perspective to the music when you see the whole ensemble working away at it.  It is a picture of motion and intensity, giving weight to what sounds light and effortless. It was beautiful to see and to hear.  At this point everyone had been part of a few hours’ worth of music, and they finished strong. (At this point, remember, they had been [erforming for more than an hour.)

As a very special, added bonus, as the musicians took their third and fourth bows, Conductor Lockhard exited the pit and returned with legendary composer John Williams, himself, or someone we took to be John Williams.  I admit I’m not sure what he’s supposed to look like, but this guy matched what I would have expected. Also, everyone clapped even harder when he came out.

Another spoiler alert: John Williams is Keith Lockhart’s father! Wait, we don’t learn that until next year’s The Empire Strikes Back concert.

This was particularly exciting for Zoe, who has been listening frequently to movie soundtracks, particularly those composed by John Williams, ever since we received a CD set of the Star Wars soundtrack from our friends the Palmers several years ago.  I think she would have preferred to see Maestro Williams over any pop star out there today.

If you’d like a taste of how it looked and sounded, click on this link:     See the big finale.

With a nice glow radiating around us — it might have had something to do with the Force — we trekked back across the lovely field, loaded our stuff into the van, and enjoyed the fruits of our relatively late arrival.  We had parked about 50 feet from the exit and were able to pull out within seconds of starting the van.  What wonderful cars for letting us in!

After that, we found our way to a nearby a motor lodge where we had two rooms reserved.  Road weary and still hearing the strains of the Main Theme in our heads, we were all set to fall asleep — as soon as Zoe took her shower.

 

 

Post script

In what may have been the most frantic day in our travel history — and that’s saying something — we made all our connections and successfully entered the USA about 22 hours after leaving our apartment in Chamonix.

The rental car was returned without any outstanding parking tickets (that we know of), but a speeding ticket is not out of the question.  There was a suspicious camera flash in the early-morning darkness somewhere in the foothills of the Alps.

Incredibly, about 24 hours after touching down in Boston, we were returning to Logan Airport with Nadia for the departure of her grand ten-day field hockey tour of England.  That she got on a plane again so soon is amazing to us all.   We have gotten brief glimpses of her week through texts and FB posts from the field hockey group, and it looks like she’s having a good time.

Equally incredible: The dog agency Zoe registered us with managed to locate a non-puppy that is open to living with kids and cats (we are assuming chickens and goldfish, too).  And guess what — she’s available for us to adopt!

And so, here’s Daisy!

All the way from Arkansas

A lot of us have been able to spend time with her this week.  Nadia and Zoe, who is on a school Outing Club hike, are missing out.   Lanie got shut out of the aerial dance camp she had her eyes on — those fill up fast — so this has been “Cooking Camp” week around here.

Cooking camp

So far she’s made homemade linguini with meatballs and marinara sauce from the Cook’s Illustrated cooking school book, soft pretzels from Allrecipes, and a chocolate cake that was a hybrid of both sources.  Today will be blueberry crisp once we go pick the blueberries.  Oh, there was also a pumpkin cheesecake in there, too.

Spyfall at the camp

Meanwhile, Daisy has been getting used to the place, going for multiple walks during the day, showing a little more eagerness to meet the cats than the cats are comfortable with.  This is our post-France life, and it should remain in place until school starts, or until the paragliding kits we ordered on Amazon arrive.

Just kidding.

Finishing on a high note

Here we are, at the top of the alps –this part of the alps, at least

L’aiguille du midi is the A-1, gold star attraction here. It’s not the top of Mount Blanc, but it’s pretty close.  And it’s as far up as you can get here without mountaineering gear.

Unlike yesterday at Grands Monets, there are plenty of people in line for the gondola here. We have to get a reservation number, but the isn’t wasn’t long.  It’s good that we arrive early, We got a little after 8 am.

We’re going to the very tip of the peak behind the girls.

No waiting time at the midpoint.  We go right into line for the cable car to the top — and what a cable car ride it is.  The thick black cords arch upward along a sheer face of rock and snow, and the large cars shrink to almost invisibility — to those watching and waiting anxiously on the platform — as they make their trek to the top.  By the end of the trip, the trajectory is almost completely vertical.

The ride takes exactly 180 seconds.  I count as I look at the floor. Even Jen is a little uncomfortable with this trip.  “Who even Thinks about putting a cable car here?” she asks.

Mountaineers on the ridge

I actually look out the window as we get near the top, who knows why. Here, incredibly high off the valley floor, are more mountaineers navigating a tightrope ridge of snow.

In excruciatingly slow motion, the car ascends the final 20 feet and docks at the landing.  We are as high as we could go..or are we?

The station at the top promises us 360-degree views.  It also features several viewing decks at various levels, many connected by grate (virtually see-through) stairways. There’s a bridge — thankfully solid and opaque — over a 200-meter precipice, and just when we think we’ve seen it all, we notice there was an elevator that would bring us up to another platform, 100 meters higher than the cable car landing.

Oh, and then there ae the views (if you can, click on the pictures to enlarge them):

At the top, 12,602 ft

Three of us make it up to the top (though I only stay there long enough to prove I was there and to peek very meekly over the railing at Chamonix far below — it is like looking out the window of a cruising airplane). The others stay in the gift shop and cafeteria. The air is thin here and it’s understandable to want to rest.

I actually get a burst of energy, though.  I wander around the station.  There’s a tunnel through the rock, a big metal tube with small windows that made you feel like you were looking out of a space station onto a frozen exo-planet, a small museum on mountaineering, an exhibit that teaches about the dangers of hypoxia, and several viewing platforms.

It is crowded here, and most people want to get closer to the edge than I do, but my exploring pays off.  I take Lanie for a tour while we wait for Zoe and Jen to come back down in the elevator. They’re in a very long line at the top waiting for Zoe to “step into the void,” which is to say she wants to stand in a glass closet affixed to the side of the station.  It allows for great views horizontally across 180 degrees. and terrifying views straight down into a kilometer-deep precipice. Literally there is no ground beneath you for 1,000 meters.

Rock climbers join in the fun

Zoe is excited about this because she is Zoe. Jen and I think it’s kind of cool because it costs 30 Euro, but it is included in our multi-pass.

Sadly, the wait proves to be too long. They exit the elevator without the any Pavliks stepping into the void, and I am able to give those guys a tour of the facility. By now I can show them extra things that Lanie and I found, like the ice cave that we can walk through. There is also an icy portal onto the mountain that you need to be wearing cold-weather gear, foot spikes and a rope attaching you to several other people before you can go through it.

Signs near the portal warn skiers of the dangers of these high-altitude snow fields. You must be a red-level skier (which we think equates to expert, black-diamond level here) and have a professional guide to ski here. Nobody is trying it today. It must be more of a winter activity when you can ski all the way to the bottom (maybe 11,00 feet of vertical drop — amazing).

We also pass the landing for gondolas that ferry people from the l’Aiguille du Midi about 50 minutes across mountaintops and glaciers to the Hellebroner peak on the France/Italy border. From there one can descend into Italy. Cool way to travel, in theory at least. These gondolas are closed down while workers repair storm damage. Not a big deal to us — it wasn’t included in the multi-pass.

Hot chocolate with a side of oxygen

That completes our tour of the top. I count up to 180-one thousand on the way back down the cable car, and once again it’s like we’re back on Earth. Farther down we go into Chamonix to a cafe that promises more than a dozen kinds of hot chocolate. That sounds fine when you’re up in the snow fields and the temperature is near freezing, but back in the valley, it’s about 80 degrees. Two people still get hot chocolates out of guilt because we walked all over the place in 80-degree heat to find this particular cafe. On the plus side, there seems to be plenty of oxygen down here.

Just when you think we’re done adventuring, remember that we’ve still got the multi-pass. Plus, the cafe is not far from the train station. Here we pick up seats on a cog railway that takes us on a leisurely run up the north side of the valley to another glacier, the Mer du Glace.

We are not entirely prepared for this trip, partly because Jen has told us we are quit of hanging from cables, yet there is another gondola here on the side of the glacier, to take us down to the ice. It is not mentioned in the guide book. We all decide that one more gondola ride beats walking down and up a hill, so on we climb.

Wait, another gondola?

This gondola is not particularly scary in terms of altitude, but it is part of a very depressing descent. It was built 50 years or so ago to take people down to the glacier; but when you get out of the car. the glacier is still several hundred feet below you.

As you descend the dozens of flights of stairs to get down to the ice, you realize that it wasn’t meanness or an engineering miscalculation that deposits people from the gondolas so high in the valley. Signs along the trail indicate the height of the ice in past years. Even since 1985, the first sign posted on the trail, it has descended steadily, melting away into the river that runs cold and strong through Chamonix even in the middle of summer.

Indeed, the Mer du Glace (or “Sea of Ice”) glacier used to reach up to the solid, three-story stone building where the train terminates and the gondolas start. There is a photograph of this from the late 1800s, when they measured the glacier to be 270 meters deep. We learn when we finally got down to ice level that there is perhaps 90 meters of ice left.

Depressing.

But they’ve continued adding flights of stairs down so tourists can get to the ice cavern.  This is a very interesting experience.  Yesterday we walked on top of a glacier, today we get to walk inside one.


Although the disappearing glacier is a bit of a downer to end our time in the alps, it is also a sobering reminder that we need to do as much as we can to help stop the warming of the planet.  The views are some of the most dramatic of the trip, as well.

All that is left is to give the kids their fondue fix — they make their own simmering beef-broth bath in the electric fondue pot conveniently stocked by our apartment’s owner.  The parents slip out to eat in the main square downtown.

Then it’s time for packing.  We will have little time tomorrow to get ready to leave.  Our flight leaves at 12:30 from Paris.  We have a six-hour drive to get there.  We’ll need to be on the road by 4 am.

Au revoir, Chamonix.  Au revoir. France.

Changes in altitude

This trip is not lacking in variety.  Colmar seemed quite distinct from Paris — in architecture, cuisine, number of Americans (we rarely overheard anyone in Colmar speaking English, while Paris seems to practically be a bi-lingual city).

Chamonix is worlds away from both of these places, totally dominated by the surrounding natural beauty and the exercise of getting on up to interact with it.

Zoe’s bird’s eye view upon take-off

“Up” is  the operative word here.  There is lots of altitude to be gained, and the favorite sport seems to be going skywards. The valley is striped on both sides by gondolas and cable cars en route to the middle or top or bottom of a mountain.  Even in summer, when most of the ski lifts are still, there is much lifting going on.

Nadia and guide in bottom left corner.

We purchased a “multi-pass” this morning to allow us to go on just about all of them for two days.  It was quite an investment, but the cable cars don’t come cheap and our plan is to put as many as possible to use for us.

The girls got us off to an early start with their paragliding adventure.  We’re a little surprised and very impressed that they all went through with it, but none of them expressed anything but excitement about the experience.  In fact, Lanie is asking if they sell paragliders in the US. Her guide, who told us Lanie has definite pilot potential,  said in France you have to be 14 to fly solo; but you can practice with some  kind of “wings”  — we’re not entirely sure what he meant — when you’re younger than that.

No waiver necessary for your 10-year old to do this in France.

Given that we didn’t have to sign a single waiver for three kids paragliding in Chamonix, I’m guessing the rules about the sport are slightly different in the US, where we have to sign wavers just for the trampoline park.  So she may have to wait a little longer than 14, but that doesn’t mean she won’t be searching for “wings” on Amazon as soon as we get home.

This took us to Le Brevant peak.

With paragliding behind us and the whole valley at our disposal, we headed right back up the mountain as soon as the girls were disconnected from their pilot guides.

A gondola and a cable car (bridging a great void)  took us to our first peak, Le Brevent.   We didn’t spend too much time at the peak here (the cable car ride was enough altitude adventure for the moment), but we headed down a trail that swiftly brought us across…snow.  Not everything has melted here, even in mid-July.    We slipped and slid in our sneakers through several snowy patches.

The back side of Le Brevent

Less sun on this side means there’s still snow on the trail.

That was only part of the appeal of the hiking trails.  Across the valley we got magnificent views of Mount Blanc, gleaming with its glaciers and snow fields.  It never melts up there — good ol’ white Mount Blanc.

Our trail took us in the opposite direction, though, as we bucked the up/down trend and went across the south side of the valley.  The Grand Balcon Sur trail had us clinging pretty close to the valley wall,  picking blueberries on our left and avoiding a long tumble into Chamonix on our right.

Lunch break

We ate lunch at the edge of a huge alpine meadow filled with wildflowers, and made our way to the next way station, Le Flegere.  Here, we had the option to take a six-person chair lift to the summit, but decided instead to descend and head further into the valley.  We wanted to make sure we had time for our next adventure, building heavily on the snow theme.

A short bus ride (the bus is also covered on our multi-pass) took us to the village of Argentiere, where a gondola and cable car at the Grands Montets ski resort carried us to an actual glacier.

Clouds were already starting to form around some peaks by late morning.

Up Grands Monets

Generally, the idea here is to get to the summits as early as possible in the morning, when skies are more likely to be clear and the views of the valley at their best.  By this time of the day the afternoon clouds had already rolled in, so our views were limited.   We were essentially in the clouds for a lot of the time, but we got to walk right out onto the glacier.

Cloudy cable car ride

Our visibility was good enough to see mountaineers a few hundred meters above us on the glacier, but generally there were few other people walking around on this outpost.  For this we have Zoe’s paragliding guide to thank.  She was the one who recommended this trip, expressing amazement that more people don’t find their way up Grand Monets.

For us it was a great choice. There was a little snow ball fighting, and we worked hard to keep Zoe from following the stream of mountaineers zig-zagging single file up into the thickening clouds.  This trail was not meant for running shoes, but it was still very inviting for Zoe.

You can ski right off the mountain.

Apparently this is another launch pad for paragliders, particularly in the winter.  The ski trail map indicated a section where you could ski right off the mountain and ride your paraglider down.    We would have to settle for taking the cable car and gondola to the valley floor.

As if all that were not enough adventure for the day, we followed these ramblings with a circuit of downtown Chamonix looking for a fondue dinner.  Unfortunately, while the place was thick with establishments offering cheese fondue, we could only find one that offered the beef in broth fondue that was such a hit last winter in Quebec, and the one place was prohibitively expensive.

Lanie is in for it.

So we changed gears, deciding go to a microbrewery tonight and then tomorrow utilize the electric fondue pot in our apartment to recreate the beef course.

Not really sneaker conditions

Stay tuned to see how that adventure turns out.

The rain in Alsace falls mainly on our bike trip

In Paris, we paid little regard to the weather, except to notice that it was hot and dusty.  It remained this way for the entire duration of our stay there.

We did not bother to check the forecast.   Even it if did decide to rain, there were dozens of indoor places — museums and such — to ride out the storm, or there was the Metro to get us home in a relatively dry fashion.

Here in Colmar, the lovely capital of the Alsace region, we quickly noticed it was not as dusty, but the skies were still sunny.  We proceded in our charmed vacation existence not giving much thought to the weather report.

On the path to Turkheim

Tiny oversight.

Today dawned bright again.  We hustled out to rent bikes and zip out of the city on dedicated lanes, looking for a trail that would take us through the famous Alsacean wine country.  Stocked with multiple maps and general directions from the bike shop staff, we cruised along…until Turkheim,  which is a lovely town, but it lacks seriously for  coherent bike route signage.

We circulated through several key intersections multiple times trying to figure out what the painted arrows on the ground and the nice signs with grapes and bikes were trying to tell us.  Whatever it was, it did not synch with our Haute-Alsace a Velo map, which suggested we should find a cushy, two-laned bike path.

Again, I feel the need to comment that we were in lovely surroundings.  Turkheim, like many of the towns and villages here, has buildings and architecture that seems to go back to the middle ages.  Here, like in many towns we’ve seen, there is a large church central to the downtown, with a roof of grey tile latticed with bright green in a style that we’ve only seen in this region.   The hills around the town are quite literally covered with green rows of grape vines, practically every meter used for agriculture.   There was not a ton of car traffic, but a lot of people aobut.  It was a pleasant place to hunt around for a bike path.

Eventually, after ever-widening loops of the city trying to pick up the lost trail, we found a sign with grapes on it possibly pointing up a lane.  We followed, bolstered by input from other cyclists that they were “99 percent” sure this was the route.

It wasn’t a dedicated bike path, and it was rather steep, but we climbed and hoped.  We also were agog at the scenery when we managed to take it in.  For 270 degrees of our view, rows of vines covered the hillsides in patchwork sections. For the remaining 90 degrees, Turkheim wrapped around its central church in the valley, and beyond that lay Colmar in the distance.

Zoe is happy about making it to the top of the hill.

It was still sunny.  And rather hot on the way up.

On the other side of the mountain was a lovely little village called Neidermorschwihr, which, while somewhat sleepy, will henceforth go down in history as the place where we discovered tarte flambe.  It sounds like a dessert set on fire, but it’s really kind of an Alsacean pizza with no tomato sauce and a really thin crust.  Most have cheese of some local variety, onions and bacon pieces.  Mine had mushrooms, too.

The tarte flambe in Neidermorschwihr is worth climbing a hill for.

As we had lost a little time in Turkheim and we weren’t really sure how to find the actual bike path (we decided over lunch that the grape sign we followed up the hill was for the automobile Wine Trail, which was nice, but a little to narrow and car-travelled for our liking).

Still, we would not be deterred.  There were villages out there to be explored and we got directions from our waitress to a nice-sounding one.

Blackberries are in season and plentiful on the roadside.

Down the hill we rode, via a different route from the one we ascended.  Through a town, around a few round abouts, along a road that wasn’t too narrow. We veered off onto what looked like an underpass and, viola, it was the bike path!  Clear signs, fellow cyclists and everything!

We happily started following it to the next town — we could see the steeple of the church not five kilometers away.

Then it started drizzling.  Over the mountains had seeped grey clouds that were rapidly overtaking the blue sky.  Dark grey clouds.  Kind of black in places.  There was some thunder, clearly on the other side of the mountain from us.  And maybe a flash of lightning.  We hoped to reach the village and ride out the storm in a cafe, but then the path let us down.  Suddenly there was a no-bike sign and the paved path turned to grass.  We were riding along the outskirts of a residential neighborhood, and apparently we were supposed to navigate this to the center of town,  but there were no signs to guide us.

The skies got darker.  The drops of rain persisted.

We had to fold.  We reversed our direction and followed the bike path back to where we discovered it.  There were signs for Colmar  We could follow the bike path all the way back to our base camp, and that’s what we did.

Still outrunning the storm, but not for long

But the rain would catch up to us.

We got pretty wet .  And some of us got pretty excited about riding through vinyards (this was where the bike path was hiding all this time, in the vinyards!) during a thunder storm.  The wind kicked up, the rain grew in intensity and we sloshed through about 10 kilometers of bike path, then city roads to get back.

On the plus side, we did it in pretty good time.  People who were not at all anxious to ride up a hill in the sunshine, were quite keen to ride quickly in the rain once they saw a few lighning flashes (it should be noted that we did not see lightning touch the ground — all the flashes were way up in the sky and if they did strike the ground it was on the other side of the mountain from us).

This adventure cured us of our weather complacency.  As soon as we were in dry clothes, we checked the weather report.  It confirmed that there were “a few showers around” today and that there would be same situation tomorrow.

Sadly, this meant some changes in plans.  Although we had rented the bikes for two days, with the hopes of perhaps riding tomorrow to the German border, we decided to return them this evening.  During a gap in the percipitation, we rode them back to the store.

Dry and happy in the wine and pretzel pavlion

Then as the rain started again, we walked to the city center and found the wine and pretzel pavilion.  There was one table left that was mostly out of the rain.  It was good wine and good pretzels.

The rain eventually stopped and we walked home.  The silver lining came not long after we settled back in.  Jen discovered that the car we’d reserved to rent starting tomorrow would actually be available at noon and not at 5 like we’d originally requested.  We’ll have time to poke around a little after we pick it up.

We may get to the German border after all, or perhaps to one of those little towns in the hills.

Rain or shine.

 

Paris score card

 

We may not have gotten to everything in Paris, but we managed a lot in three and a half days.  For everyone who has not been keeping track at home, here is a list of experiences we had:

This was early in the match, possibly during the national anthem.

strolling cobblestone streets
getting lost
witnessing an impromptu national holiday
speaking French
eating baguette
eating French food in a cafe
Paris plage
sitting under a French tree
sitting next to a fountain
eating Italian food
spotting mosiac digital art at street corners
eating Japanese food
eating crepes on the street

Italian wine? Send it back!

drinking wine
drinking syrops
drinking French beer
getting ripped off (most notably by the $6 bottle water and coke guy but probably elsewhere as well)
boat ride on the Seine
sunset boat ride on the Seine
riding the Metro
strolling the Champs-Elyssees
climbing the Arc de Triomphe
climbing the Eiffel Tower
the Centre Pompidou
the Musee d’ Orsay
Palais de la Decouverte
Notre-Dame cathedral and climbing the tower
Crypte archéologique de l’île de la Cité
Sainte-Chapel
Conciergerie
Palais de Justice de Paris (it was kind of in between the Sainte-Chapel and the Conceirgerie)
the Louvre (from outside)
Square du Vert-Galant
Luxembourg Gardens
Jardin des Plantes
Jardin de Tuiliere
Jardin Tino-Rossi (a sculpture garden along the Seine)

More Parisian every day

It can be said that we’re getting the hang of Paris.  Today was a smoothly executed series of adventures that fit somewhat seamlessly.

Nice way to start the day

One minor snag has been the Paris Museum Pass, which has generally validated its purchase several times over.  It gets us into a lot of things and even promises to get us to the front of the line.  It worked splendidly yesterday at the Arc de Triomphe, getting us in, up and out of that place very quickly.

Sometimes, it’s not clear which lines we get to skip.  Today we thought we could go right up to the top of the Nortre-Dame towers as soon as we were done touring the cathedral; but, no, we still had to get a reservation.

Crepes next to the cathedral

That adventure had to be put on hold for a few hours, but we were able to take in the mega-interesting Crypte archéologique de l’île de la Cité right away. The name of this museum is much longer than the line to get in, even though you may fall down the stairwell if you’re in line for the Notre-Dame and not paying attention.

Right there underneath the large square in front of the cathedral is a museum centered around the exposed foundations, wall, and even door arches of the very early enhabitants of the l’île.

Back on the Batobus

We could not linger too long, even though Zoe and I might have stayed for another hour or so looking at the artifacts they found during excavation.    Because we had a full 24 hours on our Batobus pass from yesterday, we could still squeeze another ride in if we got to the quay before 11:20.  We pulled ourselves from the crypts and, voila: bonus Batobus ride!

See how things are coming together?  Sometime in the morning we even managed to buy four huge ham and cheese crepes.  As a family we could only manage to finish three.  I snacked on the last one as the day went on.

Art hunters, complete with treasure maps

The Batobus ferried us to the Musee d’ Orsay, which is, of course, on the Paris Museum pass.  We didn’t get to skip much of a line here, but we didn’t have to shell out any more money, either.  Then again, I would not have begrudged paying a little for this place.

I believe there are one or two more art museums in Paris, maybe, but I’m not sure there needs to be.   My head and heart were full of wonder and appreciation after our three-hour tour of the d’ Orsay.

Hands off the Rodin, ma’am

We’re trying to get Zoe to post a vitural tour for the blog.  She took pictures of dozens of pieces she liked.  (Can you believe it? They let you take pictures of whatever you want there!)    They even provided us with a menu of diverse and important exhibited pieces in the mesuem guide. That served as a scavenger hunt for the girls.  We told them that if they could find all of the featured items, we would get them syrops on the way home.  (Scroll down to see if the succeeded.)

Ice creams on the midway

Let’s see.  Then we went back across the river to Jardin de Tuliers, which is lovely formal park which has been taken over partially by Coney Island.  There’s a ferris wheel and a flume and a whole bunch of other things Louis X — XVI all would have gone bonkers over, right there in the park.

The shadier side of Tuliers

We got ice cream in the Coney Island part and ate it in the formal park part, under a manicured chestnut tree.

Another art museum

We proceded then to another art museum, this one with a big glass pyramid in front of it, but we didn’t have the energy for any more culture.  Instead, we walked more blocks, crossed onto the l’île.

Here, Jen knew of a “hidden garden” right at the end of the island, and from there we spotted and even more hidden space under a willow tree at the very point where the river splits.  This was perfect for some well-needed shade.  We spent an hour playing hearts under the tree until it was time for our 5:30 Notre-Dame tower appointment.

Playing hearts in the even more hidden garden

See how this is all coming together!

Up the tower — this time all of us made it to the top, despite an interminable period (ten minutes? two hours?) baking in the sun, suspended on a ledge over the entrance doors, while we waited for them to let us up the stairs for the final climb. (It seems there is only one narrow stairway up the last tower and they had to let a bunch of people down before they could let us up.  Man, it was hot waiting.  Jen said it was like we were in Purgatory.)

Then home.  Because the tower tour took so long, we were not able the make the Pantheon before its 6:30 ferme time.  This landmark was two minutes from our apartment and still we weren’t able to fit it in.  So not every puzzle piece fit into place, even today.

But there always seems to be something more to do in Paris, including, much to the girls’ delight, a final Parisian night dinner at the ramen restaurant that they passed longinngly multiple times during our travels.

 

Finding our way — and cheese, eventually

We are still figuring out Paris, as evidenced by our late-afternoon hunt for cheese and bread. “It’s Paris,” Lanie said. “There should be cheese shops all over the place.”

The noontime sun assaults our recently-sleeping eyes.

Not exactly. And the fromagerie we did find was closed. Cheese buying is an early-afternoon activity for Parisians, apparently. We finally found some in a small market, along with some fruit. The bread was found at what may have been an after-hours speak-easy boulangerie. The first few of those we found were closed, too.

Of course, these closures may be because today is national hangover day in France. There was a lot of partying last night involved with the World Cup victory. People who weren’t drinking all night were probably up early cleaning the mess. The streets were filled with bottles and cans (and Frenchmen) when we went to bed last night and when we hit the streets today they were clean.

A pasta cocktail

We gave them plenty of time to do the job, as our first order of the day was our noon time meal at the corner Italian restaurant. Here we learned that “cocktail” when applied to a pasta dish means a mix of different pastas; pizzas in France seem to be slice-your-own; and not all French cheeses are acceptable to all Pavlik children. We also learned that we could survive quite well with a waitperson who does not speak English.

Tastes like Paisano, when the bottle is still fresh

It was strange, because it was kind of like breakfast for us, but as it was lunch for everyone else, Jen and I availed ourselved to our first wine of the trip. It was Italian wine. Cheap Italian wine. It reminded us of home.

Fueled up, we headed down Rue Descartes to the Isle de la Cite and the Notre-Dame Cathedral. Here we found that everyone else who wanted to visit the cathedral had gotten up before us and was already standing in line. The Crypte Archeolgique is in the same square, and it had no line at all. But that’s becuase it’s closed Mondays.

One-third of the world’s stained glass reserves are in this chapel, it seems.

We rallied, really not missing many beats at all, and hit two museums before most of the people in line got into the cathedral. These museums were the Sainte Chapelle, with its vertical acres of marvelous stained glass, and the Conciergerie, which is the prison where they kept Marie Antionette and many other political prisoners.

Cool indoor waterfall and flume

But it was most noteworthy to us because they have a flume of Seine water flowing through the basement. It comes out as a waterfall over the front door. We were all impressed with that.

Syrop, streetside

So, we’re getting the hang of Paris. We stopped to get a round of syrops during our next walking leg. We found our way to the Centre Pompidou, which, by the way, is closed on TUESDAY, but open on Monday.

At the Pompidou, on the express escalator to modern art

We were really feeling good, especially with all that modern art all over the place. We bought a couple of crepes. We walked back across the Isle to see maybe if the line at Notre-Dame had gone down (it had, substantially, since the Cathedral had closed 45 minutes earlier).

We don’t even know what this building is. Does anyone have an idea?

We were strafed by the French Blue Angels flying very close overhead and dropping red, white and blue smoke above us and, probably, the parade celebrating Les Bleus in some other part of the city.

All that was left was to pick up some bread, cheese and tomatoes for our traditional “Roman Dinner” that we have when we’re in a cool foreign city and not eating in a restaurant. Easy, right?

Bread and cheese procured, avec apples and tomatoes.

Hopefully, I’m not coming off as complaining.  As a family we are a pretty good problem-solving unit, and we tend to enjoy trying to find the puzzle pieces and put them together.  The girls have been exremely good troopers so far in this respect.   Also it should be said that most problems are already solved by the time we get somewhere.  Jen has laid out a nice trip for us, including very cool accommodations very near a small square ringed with cafes. We had it together enough tonight after sending the kids to bed that we slipped out for a beer each and a bit of Parisian evening atmosphere.

Poring over the bier menu on the square

I’m sure we’ll have the rest of Paris all figured out tomorrow.